Bed Intruder

An alleged rapist in the 500 Block of Lincoln Heights, Alabama. He received a brutal warning from one Antoine Dodson on the local news station WAFF. In Antoine's own words

"he's climbin in your windows
he's snatchin your people up
tryna rape em so y'all need to
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife."

Jerome- Yo homeboy, they ever catch that one bed intruder nigga?
Antoine- Nah, but

"we gon find you
we gon find you
so you can run and tell that,
run and tell that
run and tell that, homeboy
home, home, homeboy"

by Jose Juan-Carlos Del Rio August 13, 2010

Bed intruder

A being dwelling in low-income urban areas that, when left unchecked, has a tendency to climb in windows and snatch people up. In the event of a bed intruder sighting, it is recommended that you hide your kids, hide your wives, and hide your husbands, as the bed intruder will proceed to rape everybody out there.

Did you hear about that bed intruder that popped up in Lincoln Park?

by ZeroKaiser December 27, 2010

intradasting

Another way of saying that something interesting, but in a snarky way. Basically, an internet bastardization of the word "interesting."

"Oh man, that talk about pots and flowers was so intradasting..."

by flyingpiper January 15, 2014

Introdeuce

1. To take a dump in a person's bathroom shortly after meeting them.

2. The mud monkey you unleashed into the toilet shortly after receiving the obligatory house tour.

Angry Friend: "Dude, I told you to introduce yourself, not introDEUCE yourself. Now my chick's entire apartment smells like dookey."

Bitch: "Girl, this bathroom smells like chud! We just got here... did some asshole already take an introdeuce?"

Douche: "I wouldn't go in there. I just left an introdeuce as a housewarming gift."

by TheNew90s April 22, 2011

intraweb

Parody of internet. Used on forums alot. Recently changed to interweb.

I am teh winnar! Look teh intraweb!

by pwned February 28, 2004

Anal Intruder

When a wise mans wife or girl allows him to enjoy the aroma and taste of her bunghole as he spreads her ass cheeks wide and licks and sucks the taste right out of her turdcutter. When her gumhole is ready he lubes up real well and gently begins to enter her until he is balls deep and begins a slow pattern of pumping in and out of her dumper until he builds up a quick pistoning pattern. Holding on to her hips he dumps a big gooey load deep in her colon. Thus attaining the Anal Intruder title.

My chick let me be an Anal Intruder last night! What an experience, she tasted so good and her sphincter was so tight I blew a nut way too fast. Man I wanna do that again.

by The King Cornholer March 27, 2008

Intrasensory Perception

A term coined by Peacemaker. Intrasensory Perception is the exact opposite of Extrasensory perception. Rather than using your natural ability to perceive reality outside of your physical body using your mind's eye without the use of your 5 physical interface senses, you instead perceive the inside of your physical body through your mind's eye. In doing so, you can do things such as change your physical body at will on the cellular, maybe even the molecular level. This can heal wounds, eradicate disease, increase of decrease blood flow to concentrated areas, etc. The possibilities are innumerable. I founded this term using the "As above, so below." concept after achieving numerous amounts of success in remote viewing sessions. As a result, this gave me beyond questionable doubt that there exists an equal but opposite form of this method of perception.

I've learned to accelerate the repair of cuts, gashes, and lacerations on my skin using Intrasensory Perception.

by MakerofPeace January 19, 2023