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Divine Jewish Intervention

When an unexplainable occurrence (aka miracle) happens causing/allowing one to save money.

Examples of this phenomenon are plentiful. Finding a coupon right before you're about to buy something. Discovering a discount at the register for something you're about to buy. Noticing that you have an extra $100 in savings you forgot about. Finding an extra $5 in your purse you never knew was there. Tampax being put on sale during the week you just so happened to start your period. The list goes on and on.....
"Honey, remember that resturant we're going to on Friday? I just got a coupon for it in the mail! It's Divine Jewish Intervention!"

"I went to the store expecting to pay $100 for those shoes but Divine Jewish Intervention caused them to only ring up for $80!"
by Daniel9787 February 26, 2009
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intervesting

Internet investing - investing of one's money with an investment company on the internet or online as opposed to sitting in an office with an investment adviser.
I found it so interesting that I was able to buy my mutual funds online today, Internet investing is so easy. I think intervesting is for me!
by theWebNut May 9, 2016
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intervided

Intervided: Definition
When you destroy someone and intervide them because they are garbage and is a newgen
Bro, I just intervided this dumb random hes so bad!
by cannedpotato123s July 9, 2022
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Intervene

The action performed by someone who is “Built Different”, and has been forced into taking charge of the situation. Takes place most commonly during a crisis.
Guy#1: “Dude, NASA just said that a huge solar flare is gonna wipe out the Earth’s atmosphere! What the fuck are we gonna do?!”

Mark Whalberg: “Guess I gotta get involved.”

Guy#1: “What? What can you do to stop it?”

Mark Whalberg: “Intervene.”
by ¥—¥ June 27, 2020
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Discovery Intermediate

Where u can go to see a fight any day anytime and the place to get suspended for no good reason. And the most drama(no cap you’ll find it everywhere)the top getto school in florida.
Welcome to this getto school discovery intermediate!
by You’ll find out soon July 3, 2018
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divine intervention

When a miracle happens. When the hand of God reaches down and saves someone from a life threatening or dangerous situation.
When someone is placed in the right place at the right time to be a catalyst for someone in need, when the person in need may have been in angst about how they would get through a certain situation.
It has nothing to do with sports.
When I was sick, and didn't know how I was going to get by, or eat- get medicine, and someone was anonymously inspired to slip assistance under my door, or bring me food or take me to a doctor.

Missing any form of transportation you were supposed to be on, and discovering it was in a terrible accident, or driving a different way to work/school, or where ever you were to go and missing a major accident.
Those who were running late or stopped to do something else, or were scheduled to be out of the office on 9/11- any scenario when a life or injury was spared because of out of the norm circumstances. To me these are more plausible examples of divine intervention.
by akak8ty July 30, 2006
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Sex Intervention

When a group of friends gather around to teach one friend everything there is to know about sex and sexual related things (i.e. positions).
We're gathering up with James for a sex intervention this weekend.
by Sk8erGirl14 January 16, 2009
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