interplanetary

The act of getting to a level of blackout drunk that you lose entire days of your existence. The hangover feels like the galaxy misplaced an asteroid right into the middle of your skull and its trying to break out. Wanting to become interplanetary usually follows emotional trauma on a scale where you would rather be torn apart by the vacuum of space than be sober.

"Today my girlfriend dumped me, my dog died, and a squirrel climbing a hole in my fly-screen so big a homeless man crawling in and starting squatting in my room. I'm getting fucking interplanetary tonight. Luckily I got fired from my job also because I'm going to need four days to recover."

by magicalbuttpir8 November 13, 2015

teh interblags

The internet. The word comes from combining the words "internet" and "blogs."

A: Did you know that aliens just landed on the moon?
B: Yeah, I read about it on teh interblags.

by Jaxter January 31, 2008

interplanetary mission

When someone must travel between multiple houses and locations on a mission to aquire illegal drugs, usually cannabis.

A common example is for a couple people to leave one house, pick up some people and smoke some bowls at another house. Then a couple people going to the dealers house to grab say an ounce of weed, then selling some weed at another friends house. Often smoking weed the whole time.

"I had to buy and sell across like 6 homes on this interplanetary mission last night and I'm still high."

by pownasaurus May 7, 2009

intersting

the time or duration in between two stings

During the intersting, my skin got very irritated

by Courtney January 30, 2004

Coitus Interslaptits

Refers to a form of natural contraception called the pull out method but in this instance when the male is nearing ejaculation intead of pulling out his penis like he and his partner agreed, he slaps her tits and ejaculates deep within her

Jenny: "How on earth did you get pregnant"
Jacky: "My boyfriend preformed the art of coitus interslaptits perfectly "

Boyfriend: "Coitus interslaptits?" Also means
Girlfriend: "Coitus interslaptits!" I love you

by RhinoIV November 12, 2014

interslag

when the internet is used primarily for looking at pr0n and downloading pr0n videos

"hey, you seen that site on the interslag"

by mrclaypole December 27, 2004

Interplanetaryoafalism

The art of simultaneously exploring the furthest reaches of the galaxy and the cerebral cortex, while only appearing to be sitting in the corner completely stoned. First used in 1974 during high school art class.

Pronounced: Inter - planetary - oaf - alism

We thought she was just buzzed, but her mind was fully engaged in the prospect of what it might be like to explore The Dark Side of The Moon via interplanetaryoafalism.

by Komrade June 12, 2008