divine intervention

when the hand of god comes down from heaven to stop motherfuckin bullets

by jules October 12, 2003

intervention

when a group of friends get together to help out another friend who has a problem, like drugs, manic depression, beating his wife, etc. usually involves an informal get-together during which the friends all sit down and talk with the person having problems.

im calling a cookout next saturday for jim, its gonna be his intervention: he's gotta stop doing meth and hurting his children.

i will never forget how my friends held an intervention for me and got me off crack. i owe my life to them

by dont be scared to hold an intervention June 11, 2006

internentertainment

Any form of entertainment found on the internet. Forged by the king of the elves in the wild wild west.

Dr. Tonburry: Wow, that's some damn good cheese and wine. Oh yes, the internentertainment is also quite good.
Halius Corbius: Quite sir. Quite good.

by ken January 17, 2005

Working as Intended

The three most unholy words ever spoken by MMO gamemasters.

QQing WoW Player: Divine Shield is overpowered!
Blizzard Employee: Working as intended.

by LordSothe September 18, 2009

not intended to be a factual statement

What feels true and is not intended to be a factual statement

Sen. Jon Kyl claimed on the congress floor that abortion is "well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does."

When the actual figure turned out to be 3%, his office released a statement clarifying that Kyl's figure was "not intended to be a factual statement."

Stephen Colbert: Sen. Jon Kyl personally sabotaged the Apollo 13 mission. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

Sen. Jon Kyl throws babies at elder people. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

by fresair May 2, 2011

Divine Jewish Intervention

When an unexplainable occurrence (aka miracle) happens causing/allowing one to save money.

Examples of this phenomenon are plentiful. Finding a coupon right before you're about to buy something. Discovering a discount at the register for something you're about to buy. Noticing that you have an extra $100 in savings you forgot about. Finding an extra $5 in your purse you never knew was there. Tampax being put on sale during the week you just so happened to start your period. The list goes on and on.....

"Honey, remember that resturant we're going to on Friday? I just got a coupon for it in the mail! It's Divine Jewish Intervention!"

"I went to the store expecting to pay $100 for those shoes but Divine Jewish Intervention caused them to only ring up for $80!"

by Daniel9787 February 26, 2009

Interent

The monthly fee paid to an internet service provider. Or maybe just a mis-spelling of internet.

I'm saving valuable beer money by hacking into my neighbour's connection and not paying for interent.

by Azafata777 March 31, 2009