Intelligence

A:INTRUDER ALERT! A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE
S:A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!?!
A: PROTECT THE INTELLIGENCE
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Intelligence

n. (defense, law enforcement, etc.) information supporting the predetermined course of action -- as distinct from information warning against that course, the latter being classified as propaganda, disinformation, conspiracy theory, etc.
There is no intelligence to support the claim that baggage handlers traffic drugs in the baggage of unsuspecting passengers, who will take the rap if the plan goes wrong.
by Metastases April 19, 2016
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A number ranging from one to thirty-six, which dictates one's ability to fill in little circles in the correct pattern.
"I heard Carry made a thirty-five on her ACT"

"Yeah... too bad she's a dumb bitch."

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"So what'd you make on your ACT?"

"Thirty-six"

"Wow. That's intelligence. You must be a genius."

"Yeah, sometimes I shit in my hand and smear it under my nostrils because I like the smell."

"Cool."
by UW July 11, 2008
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N; A theoretical measure of a persons ability to conjigate words, weigh logic, and make calculations and judgments. not to be confused with Wisdom.
1. Few people have the inteligence to carry on a decent conversation.

2.Many submiters lack the inteligence to properly define a word.
by Bookworm February 04, 2005
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Intelligence is the stat that increases your Spell Power.
If you don't get it, you're obviously lacking Intelligence, go do some quests, get a few level ups, stop asking trade chat "Did someone say Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?" and soon you'll understand.
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I have almost everything, oh yeah, besides intelligence.
by Rachel Claire May 11, 2017
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The ability to get high score on IQ tests.
Albert got an IQ of 150 and is therefore very intelligent.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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