instaboner

1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly

1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"

by Zmoney November 30, 2005

Instapoet

Hipsters who can not get published for their writing and so they turn to Instagram to try and be known.

Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.

It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.

Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.

That Instapoet ACTUALLY thinks he can write?

by Mr. Spud August 8, 2018

instalock

When a player of any game in the MOBA Genre chooses a character without listening to their teammates

I always instalock

by It'sNotJustLoL December 13, 2016

Instahoe

A girl who does nasty things on her instagram for attention

Dude1:Bella thornes so hot
Dude2:but shes a instahoe
Dude1:yeah your right

by Cocojoebro May 28, 2018

Instalol

Something that is instantly laughed at without any absorption time necessary.

Watching that kid drop his entire lunch while going down the staircase was such an instalol that I dropped mine as well.

by Vlio December 14, 2010

Instahoe

A hoe who shows of 90% of her body (only pussy and tits are a little bit covered) for attention

Robert: Damn i just found an Instahoe!
John: Name please, i need new fap material

by Pussy_Destroyer69 March 7, 2016

Instalock

The means through which players of the videogame Valorant obtain their preferred agent without consulting their team mates or even taking notice of their utterances.

Average player hovering jett: ....
Instalock: instalocks jett
Average player hovering jett: bro I was hovering? Didn't you see?
Instalock: fuck you

by cringelordgamer:6969 December 13, 2021