Instabrag

The immediate posting of self congratulatory photos on Instagram with the sole intention of inspiring jealousy among followers. Post often includes the phrase "Are you jelly?"

Did you see Mike got sweet new wheels?

How could I miss it? Saw his Instabrag 1st thing.

Dude, sounds like you're jelly!

by cvboom April 8, 2013

Instabomb

Instabombing is the act of uploading all of your images to instagram at once. Done mostly because instagram's upload process is so lengthy; you end up filling the entire queue with your pictures and everyone gets annoyed.

I was out of cell phone range for the whole weekend, so I uploaded my all of my pictures at once on Monday morning. Man, my friends were annoyed that I instabomb everyone with my pictures.

by Grrrrn July 8, 2012

instaboner

Noun.

When a male's penis gets erected extremely fast, almost instantly.

When Jennifer Aniston offered me a blowjob I got an instaboner.

by marcus ownz biatch May 29, 2007

instabook

1. Slang used by the elderly for popular photo sharing website Instagram
2. The posting of a picture on instagram

1. Whatcha doing? you instabooking?
2. that's a nice photo you should instabook that

by Greyham June 15, 2013

instarone

A beer snob who uses instagram to explain all that is beer to those who didn't ask.

= cicerone + ig

This instarone just had his first monkish can release and now wont shut up about their "discovery".

by beatdapuss July 13, 2017

instagroom

The act of grooming one's self before an instagram photo.

Ben: Everyone ready?
Everyone: Hold up, gotta instagroom first!

by InstagrAmos January 29, 2019

Instagroomer

A pedophile, using Instagram as a means to talk with minors.

Girl 1: “I got messaged by an instagroomer last week.. He told me he’d buy me a nintendo switch if I sent him some feet pics..”
Girl 2: “Omg. That’s really creepy- OMG! You have Raymond on your island??”

by Mtimes4 June 28, 2020