Instagood

Something that is very very artsy and will get you over 10 likes on instagram.

Yo Santi, this pic is pretty chill and instagood, you should upload it.

by brobrock March 22, 2013

Instagoal

A very easy goal in sports. A goal that should be scored not matter what. A free goal.

"I missed that shot"
"But it was an open net! That was an instagoal!"

by Ronaldo7 February 8, 2009

Instagoal

The goal scored immediately off the faceoff after a goal has just been scored by the opposing team. A phenomenon often seen in Hockey games for Xbox. This seems to be the easiest goal to score in the games and happens much more often than it should. So far this has been observed in both NHL 2007 and NHL 2K6.

Player1: Sweet, I just scored
Player2: Give it a second, I'll hit you with an instagoal here on the faceoff

by Iowntheskies November 12, 2008

Instacock

When a person's Instagram photo is so attractive, it gives you a semi-erection, one that's enough for you to question your existence and wonder why you'll never get with someone like that.

Dude: "Hey, man did you see (insert attractive person's name here)'s picture on Instagram? "

Other dude: "Ugh. Yes, dude. It gave me Instacock."

by plowmaster October 7, 2016

Instacore

Kids that go Scene overnight and claim to be ohh so hardcore and follow other instacore trens. like listening to shitty local bands and doing their hair all the wrong ways. These kids think they are really cool, but are usually reminded by everyone else how lame they are.

that instacore kids copied my hair.

Bullhead city, Az is the Capitol of instacore kids.

by ghjhg May 30, 2006

instafoo

To beat someone instantly without being touched

This fight is gonna be an instafoo

by youngprince__5353 May 5, 2014

Instantology

Instantology is a field of study that exists for its own sake, studying Instantology. It is a rich area of research, as it appeared out of nowhere only in 2009 (allegedly) and nobody is sure yet what is or what its relation is to other fields of study or the natural world, these questions itself being the focal point of instantological speculation.

I am a window cleaner and theorist of Instantology.

Whilst filling up my wheelbarrow with cheese I had an instantological revelation; that Instantology is a separate expanding universe of pure concept.

by Instantologist May 21, 2009