Andres Iniesta

A Spanish footballer who came from Fuentealbilla, and went to Barcelona's academy La Masia. He started to make a name for himself professionally in the 2010-11 season, after his 2010 World Cup Final goal. Known for his insane vision, finesse, and balance while skilling the crap out of defenders, and being a humble man on the pitch, Iniesta is the whole package. His signature move is "la croqueta".

"Did you see Andres Iniesta pull, that spin move off a PSG defender?"
"Yeah, he totally caught him by surprise!"

by theoneandonly223 February 11, 2014

indiesexual

someone who has given up on sex in order to pursue more indie cred.

james is so indiesexual that he passed up three hot dates last week becuase "he was looking for the new boris CD"

by Fydor Ushakov September 8, 2008

Andres Iniesta

A Spanish footballer who hails from the municipality of Fuentealbilla. Known for his quite absurd passing skills and adeptness at keeping possession, the opposition usually struggle to obtain the ball from him. Iniesta is a higher truth who will most likely shit on the face of your football team.

'Did you see the Champions League final? Andres Iniesta was fucking biblical.'

by G.Campbell November 14, 2009

Dutch east indies

A Dutch colony that existed from 1800-1945. It was in the modern country of Indonesia.

The Dutch east indies existed only 76 years ago!

by Cochlea April 23, 2021

west indies

Caribbean, inhabited by west indians.

me born an grow inna di west indies.

by who suh eva November 24, 2006

insest

The wrong way to spell "incest".

At least 3 people on urban dictionary can't spell worth catshit. How do you fucks thing that " insest " is right? Jesus christ.

by Dr. Saynt March 22, 2009

insijs

An acronym for "I'm not saying, I'm just saying." The phrase is meant to assert the factual nature of a statement while disavowing personal responsibility for it. Or the opposite, sometimes it's ironic.

"You look terrible in that scarf. insijs."

by backlon January 4, 2008