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The Willis Kwok Incident

The Willis Kwok Incident is a Chinese punk rock band that plays small clubs all over Chinatown - San Francisco. Their song "You doan know yah cah" hit the top 200 in mainland China in 2006.
Rawd: Hey Twist, you wanna go see The Willis Kwok Incident at Club MetroMix in China Town?

Twist: Yep..right after we get our eat on at Dottie's

Rawd: You think Emil would want to come?

Twist: Nah...he already planned to attend the Air Supply reunion concert.
by Willis Kwok October 16, 2012
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Blackfell Incident

BLACKFELL INCIDENT: a shorthand term describing any sort of incredibly unfortunate yet completely organic situation brought on by a storyteller, of which the player had little to no conscious involvement in.
Person 1: My colonist just decided to dig up his murdered son at his ex-lovers wedding.

Person 2: Sounds like you had a Blackfell incident.
by TheEasternSpy November 14, 2021
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Mass Transit Incident

An event that occured on November 23, 1996 during an Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) house show.

A 17-year old minor, who had provided false adult ID and claimed to have been trained in pro wrestling school, was booked into a tag team match as a replacement, under the guise of a bus driver named Mass Transit, teaming with D-Von Dudley, against The Gangstas: New Jack and Mustafa Saed. The Gangstas were booked to squash the opposing team in a hardcore setting. Using various objects from the ring and the crowd, New Jack tried to work with Mass Transit, who was untrained, and injured himself. As part of the match, New Jack bladed Mass Transit on the forehead, causing substantial bleeding. When the truth of Mass Transit's age reached the press and the law, ECW faced scrutiny, and had their inaugral PPV "Barely Legal" cancelled.

Mass Transit's family filed assault charges and a lawsuit against New Jack and ECW, however through testimony of all the wrestlers and Mass Transit himself, it was revealed that he had indeed lied about his age and ability, and had requested himself that he be cut in the match. All charges were dismissed, and the Barely Legal PPV was rescheduled a month later.

Mass Transit died at age 22 from obesity.
The Mass Transit Incident is one of the most infamous nights in professional wrestling
by snarkysmark May 3, 2012
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Incidences

Incidences is a hybrid word (instances and incidents) that attempts to add importance and intellectual heft to a person's otherwise dull pronouncement. You hear this word all the time especially on newscasts where the host tries to sound important by using a bigger word than necessary.
" The incidences of credit card theft have risen dramatically since the influx of immigrants from Upper Freedonia have entered the neighborhood once know as Little Albania."
by jochthsi August 18, 2013
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the incident

Man1:What the hell is the "incident"?
man2:Shh... we dont talk about the incident...
by gloop man June 26, 2020
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The Badger Incident of 1994.

A misunderstanding between the Badger and Myself. People who experience this also report that they "didn't know that fireworks were badger compatible".
by Aagixaa January 6, 2021
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shitting incident

An occurence where a bowel movement is unintentionally placed anywhere but in a toilet bowl or otherwise proper disposal receptacle. This is similar to fecal jihad or turd terrorism but differ in the fact that fecal jihad and turd terrorism are intentional acts.
Example 1:

Q: Dude, you're like two hours late. We already saw the movie. Where the hell were you?

A: Oh, sorry man. I ate two bowls of bran cereal, two bananas and a pot of coffee this morning. I got stuck in traffic on the way here. I couldn't hold it in any more and had a severe shitting incident in my pants. I had to go back home and clean up. My car is disgusting right now.

Example 2:
Q: So, uh, I heard you had an interesting evening last night...?

A: Um, yeah. I had a pretty bad shitting incident at a bar. I suddenly had to go, like immediately. There was some fat asshole pissing in the crapper for about three weeks. I held it in as long as I could. As soon as I got in there, I took off my pants but a pound of crap shotgunned out long before I could sit down. It was everywhere but in the bowl. Some may have hit the ceiling. I had to leave the bar out the back door.
by JEUNT January 14, 2010
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