instigator

a person who escalates a situation.

boy 1: Yo mama
boy 2: What did you say about my mama?
instigator: Oooh, he talking bout yo mama. Man i wouldn't take that if i was you!

messy agitator troublemaker provocateur meddler

by One Zooted Individual March 31, 2009

Brown hole investigator

A lover of mens holes

Craig and Danny sitting in a tree...what a set of brown hole investigator s!

by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

Investigator Andrew

An alternate self created by a pot head who has gotten to high and decided to make himself a new personality. This person may try and ruin your life just for 'the lols'

'Guess who just sent nudes to my dad for the lols'
'Andrew?'
'No, Investigator Andrew'

by CautionSteve November 15, 2012

Incestigate

When a sibling detective squad hooks up with each other during or after an investigation.

After solving the Mystery of the mysterious mystery, The Hardy Boys went back to their place to Incestigate. All Night Long.

by androoxc November 2, 2009

investigator

in a typical adventuring team, the investigator covers research and tactical evaluation

investigator: hold on. I know it's weakness...

by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

InvestiGator

A investigator alligator determined to solve swamp crimes everywhere!

InvestiGator: I wonder, who owns this swamp.
Shrek: This is mah swamp!
InvenstiGator: Looks like I solved another mystery!

by FabledEnigma June 14, 2014

paranormal investigator

A person who uses specialized equipment to investigate and research various types of paranormal occurences

i thought my house may be haunted so i called a paranormal investigator

by FightinIrish July 10, 2005