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poker incentive

1. Also known as intuition
2. The feeling of confidence one gets when making stupid calls on a draw.
"Why the hell did you just do that?"
"It's called poker incentive"
"Do you mean intuition?"
"What are you, female?"
by G October 1, 2004
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incentivised

To be full of enthusiasm for a given task as a result of liberal application of proverbial 'carrot' and or 'stick'.
I am incentivised to make you laugh, now you have a fancy 'Laughing Out Loud' Logo on your IM client.
by EricthePink September 2, 2005
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Beverage Incentive

A liquid bonus, typically a six-pack of the performer's choice, attached to an action, and granted after completion of the action. The action is typically crude in nature, such as having sex with someone for situational humor, or finishing a large quantity of alcohol.
Bob, Ted, Fred and Jimmy are at a bar:
Bob: "So my sister and mother are coming to visit next week"
Ted: "Beverage Incentive!"
Bob: "..."

A week later, after Jimmy successfully slays both:
Ted: "Jimmy, here's your two six packs. I'm going to put down another beverage incentive. If you finish all 12 beers in 20 minutes, I'll get you another six pack"
by JR Page December 25, 2010
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Alternative Energy Incentive

An incentive that leads to the development of Alternative Energy.
Giving alternative energy incentives in the form of tax cuts or offering puvlic-private partnerships to spur alternative energy like lunar solar power.

Not simply lossening regulations like legalizaing hemp.
by Kratos_99 December 22, 2008
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Incentigize

The positive driving force that powers incentives.
My speech is intended to incentigize your future.
by Jasontje81 August 21, 2021
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Incentive Zero

'Incentive Zero' is a term which conceptually captures the utter nonsense of apocalypse as an incentive
'All we need is incentive zero and all the bad guys go away so we can start over again and be saved'

'My revolutionary platform requires incentive zero for success'

'Bro, incentive zero is something lazy people use when they can't figure out the difficult problems and don't want to try'
by cbabel August 23, 2019
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inerasable incentive

when the government gives historical Americans tax breaks that could uproot their tax obligations for a lifetime
The inerasable incentive gave less than a million Americans tax write offs for the rest of their time on earth.
by Coop Dupe November 23, 2019
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