incapacitated

When one is too intoxicated from drugs or alcohol to function on a normal level and perform daily actions such as drive, work, go to school ect. Not nessisarily indicating a heavy level of intoxication.

I cant come into work today, i took a few more pills than average and im incapacitated.

by cptncoleian2 June 16, 2006

incapable

when you can’t

guy 1: i’m incapable of doing anything

by avaaaaaaaaaa May 22, 2019

incapacitator

-the little annoying piece of skin that peels at the bottom corner/side of your fingernail
-usually on the thumb
-can be peeled/ripped off with your other fingernails (usually the pointer finger on the same hand)

(not to be confused with a cuticle)

"Dude, I've had this incapacitator on my thumb ALL week and it's really starting to piss me off cuz i can't stop picking it!"

by twiddlethumbs<3 May 23, 2009

Legally incapacitated

Someone who uses illness to avoid legal proceedings

The accused's trial was scheduled to begin today, but he was legally incapacitated and convenientally in hospital so it had to be postponed.

by Ruerzi October 12, 2011

Flux Incapacitor

(Drinking Game) Three people put to cups of beer in front of them and there is one full cup in the center. The contestants drink the first to beers as fact as they can, the slowest drinks the last beer. Put the cups of beer in the shape of the flux capacitor. If you don't know what a flux capacitor looks like rent Back to the Future.

"Let's make a flux incapacitor and get blasted motherfuckers!"

by Jtron 3000 April 27, 2003

Incapable

Being toatally helpless to be taught the understanding. ; trying so hard yet trampled so easily. Wondering why tests are necessary. Need things to be uncoincidental.

Im incapable of knowing why i suffer when im just like everyone else

by Goodlucktoall July 23, 2019

incapacitated

shut down... stopped in it's tracks... toyota...jeff gordon...

i'll incapacitate you if you don't stop stalking me and asking for definitions!!!!

by Bill Atkins March 18, 2005