impregnable

(adj.) A female who has had too many abortions to ever bear child.


(adj.) to be unpenetrable by enemy forces.

Many britons believe thier island to be impregnable, but it has actually been invaded over 60 times since 1066. Fortunately, none of these were at all successful due to either poor planning or brilliant defensive mechanisms. Britain as a whole was only conquered once, by the roman empire, who actually took several attempts and centuries to do so. The vikings and saxons had very little in comparison to what Britain would later achieve.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

impregnancy

the period and or process of achieving a pregnancy

my girlfriend is finally pregnant, the impregnancy was rather grueling with all the extra sex.

by seventwinzero January 24, 2015

Impregnate

To cum inside someone (mostly used by LGBTQ+ folks)

1) I love when you impregnate me.
2) I really want to impregnate you tonight.

by isuckdicksr May 6, 2020

Serial Impregnator

A man who impregnates any woman he dates, preferably just before he dumps her.

K-Fed is the Dalai Lama of Serial Impregnators.

by Juan "The Garrioch" Hefe July 14, 2006

impregnation kink

Being sexually aroused by the idea of impregnating someone.

getting someone pregnant turns you on, having an impregnation kink

by kinkydefiner January 26, 2022

Snowball Impregnator

This is a slightly convoluted way to become impregnated if the female hates vaginal penetration. The female fellates the male and performs the well known 'snowball', spitting the semen into the male's mouth. Quickly, so as not to damage the sperm by over exposure to oral acids, the male then spits the semen into the female's vagina, thrusting it inside with his tongue.
If this technique is part of a prolonged sex act, then creampie or cunnilingus maybe part of the immediate following proceedings.

Childless Chap: My wife just hates it in the puss and in the bumhole, but we're trying to get her pregnant. She's also limbless and hates hospitals. And get this: she also had a very scary experience with a turkey baster as a child, how're we ever gonna get her up the spout?

Empathetic Chum: Perhaps you could try the old snowball impregnator?

by Phthalo Blue March 10, 2011

impregnation rizz

The art of one manipulating a child into ones physical or emotional state to the point of falling in love.

Person 1: Ayoo that boy jace got that impregnation rizz
Person 2: Yeah bruh she really fell for it

by big flect April 2, 2023