The Impatient Gourmet is a sexual position in which one woman stands on her head naked with her legs spread, while the other woman goes and orders a pizza.
"My gustatory cravings were overpowering my sexual desires, so I had to give her the Impatient Gourmet."
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A person who flushes the toilet while they are peeing expecting to finish peeing prior to the conclusion of the flush only to find their strong stream goes longer than expected.
I hear Steve flush the toilet, but when I go in there the water's yellow. He's an impatient flusher.
by T Macalicious November 4, 2013
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Person 1:
‘Which way do you drive to Anouk’s?’
Person 2
‘Well, there are three different routes depending on what day of the week or time, due to traffic, but the easiest route at the moment is to take the road via Rick’s....
Person 2 Interrupted by Person 1
Person 1
‘No, no, no, no, no, surely not, Rick lives the opposite direction from Anouk's. You should drive via Fleur's place, that’s the best route.
Person 2
‘Can’t you just a listen to me? I’m trying to explain the reason why I drive via Rick’s. Stop being an ‘Impatient Daan’.
Person 1
Let me finish! Please stop being an Impatient Daan.
‘Which way do you drive to Anouk’s?’
Person 2
‘Well, there are three different routes depending on what day of the week or time, due to traffic, but the easiest route at the moment is to take the road via Rick’s....
Person 2 Interrupted by Person 1
Person 1
‘No, no, no, no, no, surely not, Rick lives the opposite direction from Anouk's. You should drive via Fleur's place, that’s the best route.
Person 2
‘Can’t you just a listen to me? I’m trying to explain the reason why I drive via Rick’s. Stop being an ‘Impatient Daan’.
Person 1
Let me finish! Please stop being an Impatient Daan.
by Toffee&Pecan January 1, 2019
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Sufferers of Impotent Rage Syndrome may experience : dizziness, headaches, fainting, stress-eating, hair-loss, upset stomach, irritable bowel syndrome, grinding teeth down to short pointy nubs, threatening strangers online, and inability to perform sexually.
Sufferers of Impotent Rage Syndrome may experience : dizziness, headaches, fainting, stress-eating, hair-loss, upset stomach, irritable bowel syndrome, grinding teeth down to short pointy nubs, threatening strangers online, and inability to perform sexually.
Dominic just sits at his computer all day throwing hysterical fits at people . He really should step away from his keyboard and let go of all that impotent rage, before it eats away at him.
by LordHotPie May 15, 2019
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by Colonel Barnaby January 23, 2023
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i.e., posting more than 3 updates a day, Facebook Stalking, uploading numerous pictures of your monotonous daily activity, being a Facebook Drama Queen, obsessive application usage, Facebook Creeping, and taking too many useless quizzes.
Facebook Impatience usually results in a speedy Facebook Murder without hesitation.
i.e., posting more than 3 updates a day, Facebook Stalking, uploading numerous pictures of your monotonous daily activity, being a Facebook Drama Queen, obsessive application usage, Facebook Creeping, and taking too many useless quizzes.
Facebook Impatience usually results in a speedy Facebook Murder without hesitation.
Marky has a severe case of Facebook Impatience. I took the "What's you Favorite Position" quiz, and posted 4 status updates today, and he dropped me like a hot potato!
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