A person, usually a hipster, who claims to live a Rastafarian lifestyle, but in reality doesn't at all, whatsoever. Tons of stoners claim to be Rastafarian, but the only thing they do is smoke weed and wear Rasta bracelets.

dean: i'm rastafarian
me: what do rastafarians believe in?
dean: ummmmmm. look at my bracelets!
me: you're a rasta imposta

rasta imposta by ballllllllllllllllllllls July 10, 2010

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impastable

pasta that is difficult to eat.

Eating spaghetti in a restaurant on a blind date is impastable.

impastable by Supercraptastic February 23, 2011

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impastafarian

a person, generally caucasian, who likes to listen to reggae while going to college. Their dorm room or apartment (usually paid for by parents) is adorned with Bob Marley posters. Generally, the lifestyle is an excuse to enjoy copious quantities of marijuana.

That impastafarian upstairs needs to turn that crap down, or it won't be just the sheriff getting shot.

impastafarian by Ross Sewage June 30, 2006

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