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the impossible situp

when one bounds another across the head with a shirt and tells him to attempt to do a situp while an acomplice drops his pants and points his ass at the person doing the situp, at which time the shirt is released and the one attempting his the ass with his face
Damn, me and jorge got albert so good with that impossible situp.
by Combat 84 June 30, 2004
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Nothing is Impossible

The most flaccid statement in all of history. It is scientifically impossible to fit more ridiculous into three fucking words.
"Wait, so if nothing is impossible, is it possible that something IS impossible? Man, what the fuck."
by PositiveZero April 10, 2008
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impossibler

This mission just got a hell of a lot more impossibler.
by Mr. Chungee Warrior December 26, 2003
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Impossible Firehose

when one takes a crap so long it extendes the entire circumfrence of the bowl
After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an impossible firehose in his toilet. He had to break it up with his brothers toothbrush before he could successfully flush it.
by Sum_Bum July 11, 2007
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impasta

green:he is impasta
italian:mama mia foiled again
by taxfrauder2000 April 29, 2021
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Beyond the Impossible

Can you say ridiculous? Well, when you finally decide that being awesome just isn't enough, you go Beyond the Impossible.

Simply put, going beyond the impossible is when one decides to, say, make a giant robot several hundred thousand light years tall. Yes, I am referencing Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

This can also apply to going Gatling guns akimbo, playing "Sweet Child of Mine" with one's teeth, and even a functional, simultaneous One Man Band.

Of fucking course.
"Oh how stupid of me. That was the sound of chainsaw Nunchucks."

Beyond the impossible indeed.
by A Terrible Driver August 14, 2009
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imposserous

when something is very difficult; impossible. derives from the wizard of ozz
could i love my girlfriend any more? imposserous

it is imposserous for charlie sheen to lose
by dinoc June 7, 2011
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