imaginary friend

a person you meet once in your lifetime when on vacation, but when the vacation is over you continue to keep in constant contact with each other via text, facebook, e-mail, post, phone calls, or all of the above.

Kyle: Who are you always texting dude?
John: My imaginary friend Julia.
Kyle: You mean that girl we met in Nebraska two summers ago?
John: Yeah, same one.

by TexasTiger August 10, 2011

imaginary friend

A figment of the imagination usually made up by little kids who dont have many friends or have a hard childhood life. Or by some insecure teenagers who have to pretend they have friends to impress people. Also made up by insecure friendless adults who pretend like they go out with someone when its all imaginary and made up in thier head.

Sal pretended to have a friend to impress people. People ended up finding out the imaginary friend was a lie and just an act of compensation to make up for his dull life.

by Sal's imaginary friend Bob December 27, 2007

imaginary friend

A friend that only appears to you and you only, you can play around with the friend but sex is not possible.

Having a imaginary friend is very cool..... *cries*

by what da hell is a pseudonym? November 06, 2019

imaginary friend

A constant companion that nobody can see except children and the religious.

When I was a child my imaginary friends used to talk about me behind my back.

by The Glans Punis May 21, 2005

imaginary friend

A fictional companion, often created out of loneliness. Imaginary friends can often be found congregating around definitions of non-celebrities, singing the praises of the person in question.

OMG, John is so awesome. He's loved by his mobs of friends, his family, and even complete strangers he meets on the street. He's friendly, and well-mannered, with nary a hair out of place. John's amazing at sports and all the ladies are unable to resist his charms and good looks. Plus, he's such a great friend. I don't know where I'd be today if I'd never met the paragon of perfection that is John.

by An Imaginary Friend

by With Hidden Noise April 19, 2006

imaginary friend

For Christians, is Jesus.
For Muslims, is Allah.
For Jews, is Jehovah.
For Zaroastrians, is Ahura-Mazda.

Q: What's the difference between a Christian and a Five-year-old child?

A: A Five-year-old child doesn't insist that his imaginary friend is King of the Universe.

by ChipSlap August 20, 2006

imaginary friend

An imaginary friend is a friend that only you can see and talk to.

Imaginary friends can have many diffrent ages and nationalitys

I have one brazilian, 3 mexican and 1 chilean imaginary friends

by Reila May 30, 2017