Iansexual 

Attracted to the voluptuous horse cock and rock hard abs of Ian Rosland

Me and the homies hate anti-Iansexuals

Iansexual by Sydney Rosland March 9, 2021

Bikesexual 

Someone who replaces a human being with a bike. A 'bikesexual' could live without any human-human sexual contact as long as they were able to ride their bike. Being denied their bike could result in several withdrawal symptoms. A 'bikesexual' could become frustrated, upset and introverted. A feeling of loneliness could also be experienced.

Bikesexual: My girlfriend's not back till late so finally we can be alone together... get ready for the ride of your life ;)
Bike: (silence)
Bikesexual: I love you too babe.

Bikesexual by Mina&Josh October 28, 2009

iSexual 

the state or quality of being sexually responsive only to various Apple products and the buzz surrounding them.

Guy 1: Who's that new girl? She's kinda cute.
Guy 2: Don't waste your time -- I heard she's iSexual, and the new iPhone has a vibrator mode.

iSexual by CourtlandA October 22, 2008

bikesexual 

To be attracted to only people who ride bikes or are involved in bicycle culture.

Man: "Want to get a drink sometime?"
Woman: "Do you ride a bike?"
Man: "I did when I was a kid, but now I ride a motorcycle."
Woman: "Sorry, I can't date you, I'm bikesexual."

bikesexual by joshuadallman December 4, 2007

bikesexual 

previously totally heterosexual male who would now rather mount his bike than a woman; usually travel in groups; wear tight spandex shorts without thinking it’s gay in the least; prefer looking at bike sites more than porn sites; not gay but not worth dating

Guy#1: "I hate getting hit on by those faggots just because I wear these bike shorts. Haven't they ever seen a bikesexual."

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bikesexual by Girlwhocycles June 7, 2010

isexual 

isexual--when a dude chooses his iphone over a chick and vice-versa

1) When two people are on a date and one of them, (an isexual,) spends more time on their iphone or portable electronic device instead of on the date.
2) When someone goes out on the town with friends to a club to meet the opposite sex, but instead spends most of the time on their iphone or portable electronic device .
3) Someone who is constantly using their iphone or portable electronic device.

isexual by Generation X October 6, 2013

MikeSexuals 

Guys usually the ages 35 and up always using Michael Jordan in every argument that doesn’t even involve him at all, Mostly LeBron haters, or people online who never watched Basketball a day in their lives.

Those guys always bring up Michael Jordan in a LeBron conversation. They’re such MikeSexuals

MikeSexuals by FunniestMemeCreator September 9, 2020