Ikea

A furniture which started in sweden. Americans think it has high class furniture that is trendy and fashinable. But it Sweden Ikea is like buy furniture from target

Lady- Hey the couch looks nice, where did you get it?

Other lady- Oh i got it from Ikea.

Lady- Oh ya how much did you pay for that P.O.S.

by Daniel Becklund January 18, 2009

Ikea

The nastiest sex position known to man. Originating in Sweden, it requires at least 3 men and all must be extremely flexible. In fact, it takes people several days to recover from it.

We started off with Kaitlyn pulling the train, but then Justin came, so we decided to do the Ikea.

by AL2009 July 28, 2009

Ikea

Swedish home furnishing store. I don't find the directions that difficult to be honest.

I have had the same red Ikea table since 2005.

by This is my handle okay July 23, 2021

Ikea

Somebody who seems to find some use for every useless thing sold at Ikea, a furniture store.

"Tom! Don't You think the FLARSEKAD would look great in my office? I really need a chrome paperweight."
"Dammit Honey. You're such an Ikea."

by AlexFinkz December 16, 2008

Ikea

When a guy has no experience in relationships and is a "fixer upper." He needs a lot of work and remodeling, so he's an "Ikea."

I've dated enough to know that I don't do "Ikeas."

by AprilVirage July 24, 2008

Ikea

A swedish furniture company who's main role it is to make you lose faith in all that you hold dear while you fail to put the items you bought together.

Putting together IKEA products is like two teens attempting to have sex for the first time: there are too many holes, you don't know where to put it in, and when you finally figure it out it won't fit.

by sorallia February 2, 2015

ikea

A giant maze with furniture inside it.

guy1- Man I got lost in ikea last, i had to find the bedroom section and sleep there for the night.

by jjmchobo June 3, 2011