iron

The fundamental SI unit of irony. Abbreviated as I; all metric prefixes apply.

Blatantly hate-mongering televangelist dies of AIDS; that rates about 2.5 kI on the ironometer.

by voidlore September 16, 2005

Iron

One word Pittsburgh descriptor for Iron City Beer.

Hey Jimmy, gimme a cold Iron.

by RKman May 15, 2005

iron

adj.: big tough gay

That mean-lookin' bloke over there with the leather and the beard? Iron as Tinkie-Winkie.

by Witness10mm August 21, 2005

Iron

An unattractive male with long hair, no personality and makes terrible choices with their life.

Dont pull an Iron, bruh

by tooCoolforYourshit October 23, 2010

Iron

Something to flatten/press your clothes.

One of the gang members said he was going to go grab the burner, and came back with a steaming hot iron in his hand. The guy they were jumping thought he must be the most dangerous one, since he wasn't scared of his feminine side, and he knew he was about to lose half of his face forever.

by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021

iron

machete

"The iron was slack."

by noixz January 15, 2009

iRon

Pronounced I-Ron, a person so stupid the fail to grasp the concept of irony.

Jake: Rain on a wedding day is so ironic.
Kris: No, it's not! You're a total iRon you know that?

by NobleMaN79 October 2, 2008