iOS

The mobile operating system for Apple mobile products. Android and iOS are direct rivals. Personally, I believe Android is better for more advanced users, and iOS is for users who want a more simpleminded experience.

iOS is developed and maintained by Apple. It was created by Steve Jobs.

by Bhamilton0347 November 15, 2014

.io

the host of all cancer

doctor: you have cancer
patient: oh no
doctor: to be specific,you have cancer.io
patient: *fucking dies*

by gearworks June 17, 2018

Io

One of Jupiter's moons. It has colourful volcanic lava!!

"hey, did you know that Jupiter's moon, Io, has colourful volcanic lava?"

by riot ghouls rule July 29, 2021

io

A british* acronym for instead of.

The lecture is on Tue io Thu.

OR (it may be used with dots)

I bought some bananas i.o. apples.

by veekadikoydegskupayialiyor December 31, 2012

io

Jovian moon that orbits around the planet Jupiter.

by u.ber. August 21, 2003

io

Io is mommy

Io have sex with me plz

by The flower of your eye November 22, 2021

io

in•for•ma•tion o•ver•load
adj.

1. Business. Sadistic practice in
which a subordinate is given
ambiguous instructions to
complete arbitrary tasks. Also
see “spreadsheets.”
2. Computer Science. Loss of
superhuman state due to
executing subhuman tasks
normally performed by automated
systems. Also see “Windows.”
3. Law. Conditional state reached
in the first year of Law School.
Also see “BAR Exam.”
4. Math. Required state to attend
courses involving “string” in
their title. Also see “MIT.”
5. Medicine. Conditional state
reached in the forth year of
Medical School. Also see
“residency.”
6. Physics. Conditional state
reached during doctoral
dissertation in which common
sense is overwritten with
theoretical knowledge. Also see
“Steven Hawking.”

Superhumans suffer io due to subhumans lack of understanding technology.

by Corey Lohr June 4, 2004