io

Jovian moon that orbits around the planet Jupiter.

by u.ber. August 21, 2003

io

Io is mommy

Io have sex with me plz

by The flower of your eye November 22, 2021

IO

A zombie queen with an irresistable personality.

"IO can't brain today. She has the dumb."

by Carie Ann March 30, 2008

io

in•for•ma•tion o•ver•load
adj.

1. Business. Sadistic practice in
which a subordinate is given
ambiguous instructions to
complete arbitrary tasks. Also
see “spreadsheets.”
2. Computer Science. Loss of
superhuman state due to
executing subhuman tasks
normally performed by automated
systems. Also see “Windows.”
3. Law. Conditional state reached
in the first year of Law School.
Also see “BAR Exam.”
4. Math. Required state to attend
courses involving “string” in
their title. Also see “MIT.”
5. Medicine. Conditional state
reached in the forth year of
Medical School. Also see
“residency.”
6. Physics. Conditional state
reached during doctoral
dissertation in which common
sense is overwritten with
theoretical knowledge. Also see
“Steven Hawking.”

Superhumans suffer io due to subhumans lack of understanding technology.

by Corey Lohr June 4, 2004

Io

Io is unfathomably large; it is said the largest dragon who ever lived is smaller than a single one of his scales, which are blue, gold, brass, or red, and edged with silver and dark purple. He can, and does, appear as any age or breed of dragon, however.

Mostly used to replace other gods as if to avoid being offensive

Person A: Hey dude, did you finish your homework last night?
Person B: Oh for the love of Io, I forgot.

by nappadarappa December 9, 2010

Io

Piece of garbage that no one likes. Everywhere they walk curses the earth and the people around them. They deserve nothing, people lending them a hand and yet they’re still terrible to them.

Wow you’re such an Io

by Itchyrii September 27, 2020

IO

Instant Orgasm

That hot math teacher yawns
girls:
"oh my god, IO"

by AAAAAAnnnnnnAPPPPPPPk November 13, 2016