This term when used over email, is a substitue for such words as sex,boned, and penetrated. More often than not, invest is used in place of these words to keep The Man from getting wise about conversations that are not clean enough to make it through corporate email filters.
Jim: This chick wanted to invest the hell out of me me she had large assets, but her portfolio smelled like rotten salmon.
Dave: I hate it when a girl's commodities are rotten.
Dave: I hate it when a girl's commodities are rotten.
by White Michael Jordan March 15, 2006
We were impressed with last night's investation for our paranormal investigation. They really filled the place.
by Hauntedchick September 21, 2020
by el revez May 13, 2004
Caring for someone to the point of vulnerability knowingly your going to get hurt at some point by them yet still taking the chance to be connected and is something we should not jump into or let it happen lightly. Not necessarily a romantic sexual feeling
I care very deeply for you and believe we'll always be Emotionally connected.
I feel emotionally invested in your life
I feel emotionally invested in your life
by Realthoughts December 22, 2016
when you link a girl who isn't particularly hot, at the moment, because you can tell she will be hot in a couple of years, because then you can 'cash in' on the investment when she's fucking buff as fuck
or in short
the act of securing sex with a member of the opposite sex who shows potential to be very attractive in future years with a view to securing future action when 'the chedder has matured'
or in short
the act of securing sex with a member of the opposite sex who shows potential to be very attractive in future years with a view to securing future action when 'the chedder has matured'
by Rob and Rob September 17, 2007
n. 1.A person who attempts to hide their button-down, 9-5 life by dressing in leather and riding a motocycle on the weekend.
{conjunction of "investment banker" and "biker"; coined by Jon of Austin, TX}
{conjunction of "investment banker" and "biker"; coined by Jon of Austin, TX}
by Jon June 06, 2004
When you do something super active and unlazy so you can be lazy later. Pretty much, do it now, get it over with so you don't have to do anything later.
Chad: Yo I just did the whole school year's worth of homework so I don't have to do it during the year!
Chad 2: So you did a Lazy Investment?
Chad: Yeah dude
Chad 2: Sick dude
Chad 2: So you did a Lazy Investment?
Chad: Yeah dude
Chad 2: Sick dude
by CR1SPY_B01 March 23, 2020