INTPs think that they are smart but they are not smart (clever) enough to realize that their whole reality is a cleverly crafted predetermined ultramatrix by an INTJ superhuman Mastermind in a fake, doll-house, civilized world. Bwahahahaha.
INTPs, yes that’s what I said.^ Now, think about that one.
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The kind of person who will talk to themselves, have weird hobbies such as writing poems. They don't have much patience and sometimes abandon an interest after being obsessed with it. INTP is more is likely to be a feminist. They like reading and writing very much.

They don't care about others besides themselves and hardly have a long relationship with anyone. They were never being married.
That INTP guy breaks up with me again! The third time in a month!
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INTP’s think they are the smartest and most intellectual. I’m an INTJ and I tend to disagree. INTP’s don’t know what INTJ’s are capable of. Just because INTP’s score higher on IQ tests doesn’t mean that they are smarter than INTJ’s, despite what INTP’s would want you to believe.

The most intellectual type is not INTP or even INTJ - it’s INFJ since they possess both Ni+Ti. Pythagoras, Plato and other INFJ ancient greeks are a good example.
I’m an INTJ and I’m sick of hearing about how apparently intellectual INTP’s are. No they aren’t. About 75% of all Leftists and delusional pseudo-intellectuals I come across are INTP and INFP. INTJ’s can be Math wizards, too, even without the use of Ti. And INTJ’s also dominate in stereotypical INTP fields like computer programming. (I.e. Linux, Linus Torvalds, INTJ)

Whatever INTP’s come up with, we INTJ’s are convinced we can do better ;)

INFJ’s invented Mathematics. Some INTP idiot and their fanboys are probably going to thumb this definition down and call me and other INTJ’s pseudointellectuals; because they are dumb useless hypocritical tossers that can’t handle the truth and like to take credit for things they don’t have any understanding of, or credibility in, and without ever realizing in history that INxJ’s came up with those ideas far before them, i.e. as far back as Ancient Greece and even earlier
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I find it hilarious how the world thinks INTP’s are the smartest type. As an INTJ I think “no they’re not!! Lmao.” It’s obviously not true. INTP’s can be more capable in the real world for practical matters, but they are not smarter or cunning.

But I love it how people think INTJ’s are dumber. It gives me an advantage when I deceive others and exploit their own ignorances. hehehe. I love it when people patronize me and my own hidden intelligence. We INTJ’s are a lot more clever than you people ever thought we were.

I know you INTP’s all over and can predict your next moves. People with High IQ’s and advanced degrees are not as smart as they think they are. If you had any brains or self-awareness you would have realized that you and everybody else are trapped in a Matrix and pacified/controlled predetermined at birth by world controlling INTJ’s like me under a totalitarian system called “Democracy” that brainwashes its own citizens into believing they are free.

None of you people actually know the real me. Not even other INTJ’s..

I am watching you all and you are all under my control. I enjoy torturing you all, you worthless pieces of…Sorry.

the end is near
INTP’s are only smarter than INTJ’s in the minds of ignorant naive people who don’t think deeply for themselves. hehehehehe.

It would be pretty naive of you not to think so?

All of your lives are in my hands…My control.
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I’m an INTJ and I once knew an INTP in Great Britain by the name of Stuart Harling. He ended up stabbing a nurse 72 times in 2006 and got life in prison.

Gee, I wonder what ol’ Stuart is doing in prison right now? He’s eligible for parole quite soon. What do the rest of you INTP’s think? Especially the ones in Britain? heehee.
An INTJ like me might think that there are better, more deceptive ways of spreading evil and hatred. Leave it up to an INTP like Stuart Harling to blow his cover and kill someone randomly thus exposing himself and his whole agenda to the public. It’s easy to find murderers. Not easy to find manipulative evil INTJ’s tyrants like me who trick people into destroying themselves for them. hehehe.

INTJ’s are a lot more deceptive and cunning.

INTP’s never had a clue, but it’s time they’ve got the news. 👍
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INTP’s think they are the most intellectual type, and will often call INTJ’s pseudointellectuals…despite complete evidence around them that this isn’t true at all. All of this hate on INTJ’s by INTP’s and the rest of the MBTI community is pure jealousy on their part.

Many East Asians are INTJ’s and a lot of Mathematicians and very intellectual people. Why does the world hate INTJ’s so much? Jealous that they can do Mathematics better than you can?

INTJ’s can be just as Intellectual as INTP’s are, and we also possess Machiavellian intelligence, unlike INTP’s. Many INTJ’s like myself are masters of subterfuge and deceit.
I think INTP’s are just traveling a little light in the saddle, if you know what I mean. Small teetee syndrome
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1: to piss
2: go to the bathroom and do a nr 1
gf: hun intp brb
bf: ok hurry!
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