John: Get your hands off my girlfriend!
Katie: Settle down! You don't want to cause another intervention!
Katie: Settle down! You don't want to cause another intervention!
by Find out yourself lazy bums! May 23, 2006
Get the intervention mug.When you are having sex and the guy is about to cum. The girl then screams intervention and punches the guy in the gut in order to keep him from climaxing.
Jim and Sarah were having sex and Sarah didnt want to finish yet. However Jim was close, so she screamed "INTERVENTION!" and punched him in the gut.
by Insanius Rex December 18, 2018
Get the Intervention mug.A word made popular by the TV Show and real life practice of a group of people “intervening” in a person’s life to help them with a particular problem. The more practical way to perform this involves physical violence against the person to help correct the behavior.
Friend 1- Hondo needs our help man we want to set up an intervention when he gets here.
Friend 2 - Yeah you’re right let me get my hand wraps
Friend 1- why do you need hand wraps?
Friend 2 - I’m not trying to hurt my wrists when we beat him
Friend 1- wait you think we need to beat him?
Friend 2- yeah he needs a real intervention, someone get the lights and as soon as he walks in he’s gonna get the intervention he deserves
Friend 2 - Yeah you’re right let me get my hand wraps
Friend 1- why do you need hand wraps?
Friend 2 - I’m not trying to hurt my wrists when we beat him
Friend 1- wait you think we need to beat him?
Friend 2- yeah he needs a real intervention, someone get the lights and as soon as he walks in he’s gonna get the intervention he deserves
by DD Alwhiney June 16, 2019
Get the Intervention mug.When people you no longer hang out with ask you to do something fun, like dinner, or a social gathering, only to gang up on you and tell you what an asshole you are and how fucked up you are and why they no longer hang out with you.
Yeah i don't even respond to them any more. Everything is a fucking serious intervention. I just want to hang out and party and not get guilt tripped for it.
by AnonymousBoschToo June 19, 2019
Get the intervention mug.The fight started as the Jews and the people they were fighting until the intervention of the United States, for no good reason.
by Solid Mantis March 1, 2021
Get the Intervention mug.It's a surprise party for people who have addictions, and you get in their face and scream at them, and you make them feel really badly about themselves... And then they stop.
My friend is really addicted to alcohol, so I think I'm gonna throw an intervention, sorry, I mean a surprise party.
by Tomtitomtom March 18, 2021
Get the Intervention mug.Hym "And there WON'T be anyone there to intervene. And you are a former gang member so I don't trust that just because you have been given a million dollars by the white man (specifically Glen Beck) you've gone from (in your own words) 'absolute criminal animal' to 'Justice intervention man.' So that's not the actual problem. The problem is it isn't CRIME when YOU do the crime but right after your get done with your crime you get to turn around and tell everybody that not only should YOU be allowed to get away with crime but you should also be able to enforce it. So, no. I will be made whole. One way or another. If you want to stop little white girls from getting stabbed then you need to make those fucking tech cripples do TO ME when Glenn Beck did to YOU. OK?"
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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