cain instinct

To have an insatiable urge to hit the fuck out of your siblings.

Me: *hits brother*
Mom: "why'd you hit your brother!"
Me: "Cain instincts."

by Absolutely.Average April 9, 2019

Insta flick

1. A film which is most likely to be a Netflix original, featuring influencers, YouTubers, and D list celebrities or actors.

2. Any film that features: Josh Peck, King Bach, or washed out Disney channel stars trying to make a comeback.

(IE: Set It Up, The Perfect Date, When We First Met, The Babysitter)

Quibi failed because it only had insta flicks and no real movies.

Hey did you see the new insta flick internet famous with Shane Dawson & Amanda Cerny?

Did I just watch a 90 minute YouTube video or was it an insta flick.

by Cohensman October 29, 2020

instacurity

An excessive concern with one’s social media presence, influence, and/or likeability.

I knew I was suffering from instacurity when I strategically timed when I was going to post on Twitter to ensure the most retweets, once even tweeting from a funeral because I didn’t want to miss that “peak” time. I’m sure my late aunt would have understood.

by Mr. Instacurity April 3, 2013

South Hudson Institute of Technology

A reference to the United States Military Academy at West Point, NY. Cadets at the academy who do not want to be identified as such will say that they are from the South Hudson Institute of Technology (i.e. SHIT) when asked where they attend schools.

Where do you go to school? Oh, I go to the South Hudson Institute of Technology.

by sferrari17 August 14, 2010

InstaThot

Girls on instagram who are known simply for one thing: showing off their body on instagram. They like to refer to themselves as models.

Daquan: "Yo fam this fine ass girl just slid in my DMs"

Melvin: "That's lit, she a InstaThot though"

by enktulsCLAMS September 20, 2016

Los Santos Institute of Roastology

A high-end university run by Lamar Davis which teaches its students the science of roasting, especially yee-yee ass haircuts. It is located in Los Santos, San Andreas, USA.

Person 1 : Can i come to your house?
Person 2 : No, we will meet tomorrow at work
Person 1 : Ah man, don't hate me because I'm beautiful man, maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got

you would get some women craving for your penis. Or better yet, maybe Tanisha will call your desperate arse if

she stops enjoying coitus with that brain surgeon or lawyer she is making love with. NIGGAAAAA
Person 1 : what?

Person 1 : Do you go an university or do you work?
Person 2 : I go to the Los Santos Institute of Roastology

by weenerwilly January 18, 2021

Instagram

Instagram is like a fridge.

You keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good when you get bored.

Guy1: on a scale of 1-10, how bored are you

Guy2: instagram

by Ettej September 26, 2019