Insocknia

Insocknia is when you can't sleep while wearing socks. The tight, itchy sensation on your feet prevents you from sleeping. It's accompanied by several other sleep disorders that prevent you from sleeping while you wear clothes, but hell, I'm not going to write those out.

I couldn't sleep at all last night because of my goddamn socks. Must have insocknia.

by sexaphone June 7, 2014