When you sit on the toilet to poop, but you pee first, and then when your crap lands in the water, it splashes the pee into your ass crack.
Bro, I'm having a horrible day, I failed my exam, I got a parking ticket, and I had an Indonesian Splash Party.
by Ozzieman321 January 30, 2010
Get the Indonesian Splash Party mug.A country in southeast asia with a strong patriotic principle that flows through everything here, from the big corporations to the 7/11 stores.
Although racially and religiously diverse, Indonesians have a high tolerance towards it and almost all live peacefully in co-existance. Foreigners are treated with the best hospitality an individual Indonesian can offer (they stare at you at first, but if you smile they would smile back).
A recurring gag that happens in Indonesian culture is the overall hatred of our northern neighbor, Malaysia. Although our countries are almost the same, we have been involved in one diplomatic spat to another, mostly on their part. Threats of invasion has come across many times starting from the 1960's the most recent is when malaysia claimed some of Indonesia's cultural items as they're own. It is however, in my opinion, very far fetched and often unrealistic.
Contrary to popular belief, most of Indonesia's terrorism come's from neighboring Malaysia, there has not been a terrorist leader in Indonesia who is Indonesian. So if you want to blame anyone, go blame Malaysia.
The country however is rampant with corruption, it has improved, but is still common throughout all levels of government. Promises of death penalties are often made but never kept, usually they claim is cause by "religious" reasons.
Overall that's Indonesia for you, if you want "Truly Asia" go to Indonesia. Trust me, Malaysia is pretty much bullshit when it comes to culture.
Although racially and religiously diverse, Indonesians have a high tolerance towards it and almost all live peacefully in co-existance. Foreigners are treated with the best hospitality an individual Indonesian can offer (they stare at you at first, but if you smile they would smile back).
A recurring gag that happens in Indonesian culture is the overall hatred of our northern neighbor, Malaysia. Although our countries are almost the same, we have been involved in one diplomatic spat to another, mostly on their part. Threats of invasion has come across many times starting from the 1960's the most recent is when malaysia claimed some of Indonesia's cultural items as they're own. It is however, in my opinion, very far fetched and often unrealistic.
Contrary to popular belief, most of Indonesia's terrorism come's from neighboring Malaysia, there has not been a terrorist leader in Indonesia who is Indonesian. So if you want to blame anyone, go blame Malaysia.
The country however is rampant with corruption, it has improved, but is still common throughout all levels of government. Promises of death penalties are often made but never kept, usually they claim is cause by "religious" reasons.
Overall that's Indonesia for you, if you want "Truly Asia" go to Indonesia. Trust me, Malaysia is pretty much bullshit when it comes to culture.
"Jakarta, born and raised."
Indonesian culture; food, babes, beaches, booze, and indomie (cost like about Rp2.500 here, about 25 cents or cheaper I think. And no it's not made in Australia...)
Indonesian culture; food, babes, beaches, booze, and indomie (cost like about Rp2.500 here, about 25 cents or cheaper I think. And no it's not made in Australia...)
by its_me_ray_tall_queer_handsome October 21, 2011
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A race that other 205 million people in this world have.
They're usually have a religious background (Mainly Muslim or Christian or Hindu if they're from Bali), gets their drivers liscense when they're 15, drives a motorbike since they were 10 and usually a smoker.
- We have more that 17,000 islands (Bali is a famous one) and more than 250 different races.
- We love football (soccer) more than anything.
- We usually spend our time in Twitter or Facebook.
- We speak more than just one language.
- We usually get mixed with Filipinos.
- We have tanned skin, black hair and big dark eyes.
- We invented the greatest shit ever... MI GORENG!
They're usually have a religious background (Mainly Muslim or Christian or Hindu if they're from Bali), gets their drivers liscense when they're 15, drives a motorbike since they were 10 and usually a smoker.
- We have more that 17,000 islands (Bali is a famous one) and more than 250 different races.
- We love football (soccer) more than anything.
- We usually spend our time in Twitter or Facebook.
- We speak more than just one language.
- We usually get mixed with Filipinos.
- We have tanned skin, black hair and big dark eyes.
- We invented the greatest shit ever... MI GORENG!
by chelseafcfanatic April 13, 2010
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At all sides, Indonesia is just patriotic. They've lasted 3,5 centuries at a war and still have militaristic traditions until today. Schools from elementary to high still held the non-brutal Sunday ceremonies to memorize their heroes.
Very sexist. The people of Indonesia have high libidos. But that doesn't mean that they have a lot of tolerance for sex. No parents ever fuck their daughters without being locked up or dead by the masses.
Although a corrupt country, Indonesia has managed to bring at least its economy - to a growth. Over the decade there has been improvement.
A great taste in food - real spicy, but fresh!
No too strong Western currents, although some clubs have made their place into the capital of the paradise, Jakarta.
Had almost 14,000 islands in total.
At all sides, Indonesia is just patriotic. They've lasted 3,5 centuries at a war and still have militaristic traditions until today. Schools from elementary to high still held the non-brutal Sunday ceremonies to memorize their heroes.
Very sexist. The people of Indonesia have high libidos. But that doesn't mean that they have a lot of tolerance for sex. No parents ever fuck their daughters without being locked up or dead by the masses.
Although a corrupt country, Indonesia has managed to bring at least its economy - to a growth. Over the decade there has been improvement.
A great taste in food - real spicy, but fresh!
No too strong Western currents, although some clubs have made their place into the capital of the paradise, Jakarta.
Had almost 14,000 islands in total.
The big nest was in Afghanistan, thats not quite cleared, then there are nests in the Philippines, there are nests in Indonesia, the Malaysians are clearing up their nests. - Lee Kuan Yew
by arkan January 9, 2008
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A serial jackass foreign-based Facebook group , commonly known as “Indonesian Reporting Commission (not known to be officially associated with any government of any nation) who hates Liberty, Freedom, and Freedom of Speech and Expression. These parasitic Facebook trolls are known to infiltrate innocent Facebook groups and post illicit content using fake profiles, then use a separate account to report the group against community standards which ultimately end up being zucced . The result of this Crime Against Humanity is loss of enjoyment to view and contribute to topic-based memes in closed groups.
If Dante (Famous Italian Painter of Inferno (see Wikipedia)) had conceptualized a 10th level of Hell, this is where these Bastards would go.
A serial jackass foreign-based Facebook group , commonly known as “Indonesian Reporting Commission (not known to be officially associated with any government of any nation) who hates Liberty, Freedom, and Freedom of Speech and Expression. These parasitic Facebook trolls are known to infiltrate innocent Facebook groups and post illicit content using fake profiles, then use a separate account to report the group against community standards which ultimately end up being zucced . The result of this Crime Against Humanity is loss of enjoyment to view and contribute to topic-based memes in closed groups.
If Dante (Famous Italian Painter of Inferno (see Wikipedia)) had conceptualized a 10th level of Hell, this is where these Bastards would go.
My favorite Facebook group “The middle-aged Divorced Wine Moms Club” was zucced by the savage bastards known as the Indonesian Reporting Commission. How will I ever be able to post 10 am wine glass pics and feel no shame now??? THOSE SICK BASTARDS NEED TO BE BANNED.
HOLD MY WINE GLASS 🍷 KRISTA, I’M CONTACTING MY DIVORCE ATTORNEY 👨 ⚖️📖AND SUING THESE BASTARDS!
HOLD MY WINE GLASS 🍷 KRISTA, I’M CONTACTING MY DIVORCE ATTORNEY 👨 ⚖️📖AND SUING THESE BASTARDS!
by SkiUtah119 May 26, 2019
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want some fun fact about Indonesians? 99% of Indonesians are just a bunch of bigots
mad? I'm Indonesian you cant blame me fuckers
want some fun fact about Indonesians? 99% of Indonesians are just a bunch of bigots
mad? I'm Indonesian you cant blame me fuckers
Indonesians who somehow loves kpop: write random 3 words
me: kpop is bad
Indonesian who somehow loves kpop: go to hell
me: kpop is bad
Indonesian who somehow loves kpop: go to hell
by amogusgirl February 16, 2022
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