impossible beef — A fight between two vegans is called an “impossible beef”; it named after the vegan meat product that looks and tastes like “real beef” (to people not familiar with the taste of a good cut of beef, that is.)
The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:
What is it called when two vegans argue?
Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.
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The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:
What is it called when two vegans argue?
Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.
Moo.
Yoga class was a drag today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).
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1. No Super Hero/Comic Book Movies
2. It must be an action film. No questions asked.
3. The Protagonist CANNOT die in the end. dieing & being revived at any point is allowed.
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1. No Super Hero/Comic Book Movies
2. It must be an action film. No questions asked.
3. The Protagonist CANNOT die in the end. dieing & being revived at any point is allowed.
4. Despite the name, Protagonists in said films do not have to be white or even male. just a human being with a vague set of skills being a badass under situations that would mean death for the average citizen.
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2) When someone believes that their identity has been hijacked by an imposter, and that their current identity is a fraud.
3) When someone believes they're the imposter but they're actually a crewmate.
2) When someone believes that their identity has been hijacked by an imposter, and that their current identity is a fraud.
3) When someone believes they're the imposter but they're actually a crewmate.
1) Despite studying really hard, Sarah believes that she must've cheated as she got straight As in all her courses. When her parents and teachers comment on her good performance, she freaks out and changes the subject in hopes they don't "expose" her. Sarah has imposter syndrome.
2) Despite being the same throughout his entire life, Brad suddenly thinks that his self-identity was fabricated and that he must discover his true self again. Brad has imposter syndrome.
3) Despite being a crewmate, John "Sus" McAmogus acts as if he's the imposter during meetings and feigns innocence. John has imposter syndrome.
2) Despite being the same throughout his entire life, Brad suddenly thinks that his self-identity was fabricated and that he must discover his true self again. Brad has imposter syndrome.
3) Despite being a crewmate, John "Sus" McAmogus acts as if he's the imposter during meetings and feigns innocence. John has imposter syndrome.
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