Iftier Hoque

A substance harder than diamond, and is used in many Mini Coopers, large Limo's, very big and juicey steakhouses and angus's, also a common tool used by greasy mechanics.
And may be used in the manufacture of flotation devices and Big Badongo's

Guy 1 "Hey, did you hear about the Greasy Mechanic killer who drove his Mini Cooper into a Garage?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, he could of only achieved it with the miracle of Iftier Hoque"
Guy 1 ":O"

by Spinazania June 19, 2011

inteepees

When something is so intense (or in-tents), that it is inteepees.

Mario: "That was some intense ghost ridin' you did."
Kristin: "So intense, it may have even been inteepees."

by wolfmansgotnardz June 11, 2009

Ifreet

A 100% pure evil entity. The most evilest and the most manipulative person you will ever meet in your life, always scheming and plotting against you, can't ever trust her for a sec. if you're around her you gotta always beware.

Yo ifreet evil asf yo, stay away from her

by donttrymebitch May 13, 2019

ifeeldumbasshit phenomenon

When it's really late and you're talking to somebody and you're both sober but you feel high as fuck for no reason and nothing you say makes sense

catherine: I swear half of the shit I'm saying makes no sense right now. This always happens when it's super late.
dini: yea same, it's the ifeeldumbasshit phenomenon.

by sciencetitties November 18, 2020

Itee

Basically means Alrite or okay
It's the same as saying ight

Are you okay?...
I'm itee you?...

by Emily kempton April 24, 2017

IFTME

Acronym 'I Find This Moderately Entertaining'

Used in online chat as a substitute when words like lol, hah and rofl have already been used and repeating these words may lead to an awkward or uncomfortable situation.

Person 1: "Johnny dislocated his shoulder today, it was hilarious"
Person 2: "lol"
Person 1: "It was dangling and he was screaming"
Person 2: "hah"
Person 1: "The paramedics couldn't put it back in, AHAHAHA"
Person 2: "IFTME"

by SaintPat66 March 14, 2011

ifreeze

To put the cold screen of an iphone on your unsupecting parnters back when in bed. Works just as well with the aluminium case of a macbook pro

Dorris: You're so annoying, was sleeping.

Bob: Haha, relax it's just an ifreeze.

by lexeyeplural August 3, 2011