Icicle

When the blood vessels in one's penis freeze while erect upon entering an extremely cold environment.

Dude, I went outside to piss, and came back with the biggest icicle.

by John Doe January 25, 2005

Alaskan Icicle

The admirable task when a man puts a mitten on his dominant hand and proceeds to jerk off in sub-zero temperatures. The resulting jizz then freezes and can be used in a plethora of ways: I.e., self defense, moose hunting, flavor enhancer for drinks, perhaps even a tasty treat.

"Charlie, is your soup too hot? I have a few Alaskan icicles to help you out."

Guy one: "Hey, you goin' moose huntin today?"
Guy two: "Yeah! Wanna come? I have 14 spare Alaskan Icicles!"
Guy one: "Awesome!! I could always use another."

by Moosehunter-gatherer November 28, 2009

Mouth icicle

When a man has given a blowjob and has cum dripping on the side od his mouth

Hey bro, you have a bit of a mouth icicle there

by Vanrich September 09, 2016

Dirty Icicle

When a male individual acquires an ice dildo and performs self-sodomy, then ejaculates on said ice dildo, before re-sodomizing.

Whomst put their dirty icicle back in the freezer.

by The Dirtyer Icicle February 17, 2018

Icicle Mentality

To be as cool as Ice; somewhat dicky, arrogant, and cocky. At the same time, a nice and fortitudinous personality. They don’t take shit from anyone. Fun hang out with. Attractive persona to girls.

Audrey: wow something about that Blake kid… I’m really into it.

Kaitlan: Its his icicle mentality.

by Julian Delfiquie May 24, 2018

Izzo Icicles

Spooge that hits and hangs from your desk, after you've been masturbating at work.

Co-worker 1: Did you just see what she was wearing?
Co-worker 2 (sitting at desk): Hell yeah, now I have to check for Izzo Icicles under my desk.

by Chewbacca with a Brazilian February 25, 2013

icicle mentality

To retain a thought-process in accordance with one’s own personal agenda; to not give a flying fuck about anyone else. This usually comes with an air of arrogance, and (sometimes) slight douchebaggery .

Example one:
Matt: That kid is a prick

Derek: He got that icicle mentality.

Example two:

Alex: you seem unfazed by their insults, but how?
Brett: it’s icicle mentality.

by Achilles De Flandre May 24, 2018