IBD

IBD
Itchy Balls Disorder

A disorder where whenever a guy takes his pants off he instantly has the urge to scratch his nuts cuz their itchy.

Dude 1: Hey when I lied down with her in bed last night I couldn't stop scratching... Made her so mad
Dude 2: Man.. You got IBD

by Smartiez December 22, 2016

IBD

ACRONYM

Improvised Bating Device;

Using common household items to create a device to assist one in bating.

"Will used a towel, latex glove, and vaseline to make an IBD."

by AlphaDawg1775 August 12, 2009

IBD

Acronym:
Insanely Bad Dump
or
Immmensly Bungling Dung
or
Itinerant Bowel Disease
or
Intestine Blowing Doo-Doo

2. Onomonopia
The actual sound that an I.B.D. makes.

1.
Kevin - "Ugh, I gotta poop"
Kelechi - "Is it gonna be an I.B.D?"
Kevin - "yes"

2.

Kevin - "Ugh, I gotta poop"
Kelechi - "What sound will it make?"
Kevin - "IBD, IBD, IBD"

by myspace.com/submitmovement August 05, 2009

Ibd

I’d be down

Idk if ibd tbh

by spicybrwn April 26, 2019

ibd

I'll be damned

<guy1> francis ford coppola? he's still alive?
<guy2> he is
<guy1> ibd

by WillDeed July 24, 2003

ibd

I be dere
Short for "I'll be there"
A colloquial phrase used to express intent of being in attendance

Jessica: "You want to come to check out my friend's pop-out bakery?"

Me: "ibd"

by tyronec March 10, 2021

ibd

acronym for "i'd be down"
used to indicate you're interested in something that may or may not happen

friend: "i'm thinking of going to the movies this weekend. wanna join?"
you: "ibd"

by LARAUJO March 28, 2024