a shit childrens website that is fucking demonic, a form of child abuse cause it is fucking traumatizing to see a damn alien going "OOH WE MAMA"
Teacher: We are going to the computer lab and typing a paragraph
Me: What do we do when we are done?
Teacher: I-READY
Me: excuse me what the fuck
Me: What do we do when we are done?
Teacher: I-READY
Me: excuse me what the fuck
by Thats pretty dank October 08, 2018
A useless piece of shit website that teachers assign to make students commit suicide, blow up their computer, and/or commit murder. This website may cause students to take LSD oh wait your practically on it if your using “I ready”. You might as well identify as a fork and throw your computer it’s no use.
Teacher: Time for iready.
Students: (takes out noose)..... die
I-Ready- makes students kill themselves and that makes teachers happy I guess
Students: (takes out noose)..... die
I-Ready- makes students kill themselves and that makes teachers happy I guess
by It's ur mum saying this February 27, 2019
The most discraful thing that humans can do. Teacher think it is all fun and take no time but irl I spend 5 hours catching up on it just for my grades to drop. Symptoms may include,Panic attacks, short attenchion span, lack of nolage, pre mature death penalty and or learning how to add 1+2
"Mom can u take me to the deepest well by that has a anvil"
"Why Honey"
"We have I-Ready tomorrow"
"Sure sweetie"
"Why Honey"
"We have I-Ready tomorrow"
"Sure sweetie"
by I-Ready is a mother trucker December 02, 2020
A shitty fucking disgraceful ass Site to the entire USA, Id rather watch the emoji movie 3 times than do fucking I-Ready
Teacher: Ok class it's time for I-ready, get your slow ass Chromebooks out
Me: Uhh why don't ya go ahead and go fuck yourself instead.
Teacher: oh ok, I guess ill just die then
Me: Uhh why don't ya go ahead and go fuck yourself instead.
Teacher: oh ok, I guess ill just die then
by DavidFlysBoeing99 November 26, 2021
i-ready is a piece of shit website made by a dumb fuck that your teachers make you do . prepare to suffer and wanna fucking kill yourself with this bullshit . but when u get older , you will realize that really this shit is useless.
robert - yo , why do you look so beat up ? you good ? ava- nah , i did i-ready yesterday and trust me , i hate it
by dyingwhale.01 November 12, 2019