I don't know

The Universal Answer to all questions.

What's 2+2?
I don't know.

Are you gay?
I don't know.

Wanna have sex?
I don't know.

Ching Chong Egg Roll?
I don't know.

You like Urban Dictionary?
I don't know.

Why do you keep saying I don't know?
I don't know.

by DaroachSX April 4, 2009

I don't know

Phrase from the early 80s Nickelodeon television show You Can't Do That On Television that, when said, would cause buckets of green slime to fall on that person

- "Hey, where'd Moose go?"
- "I don't know."

by tofoomeister December 8, 2004

I don't know

The inability to give the correct answer, even if there isn't one. And you know no matter what answer you give, it's WRONG!

Boss Man: Mark?
Mark: Yes?
Boss Man: What's 1+1?
Mark: I don't know.

by Steve Monty May 24, 2007

I don't know

I don't know

You: wats 1+1
Your dumb ass friend: I don't know

by I don't know 666 February 23, 2018

i don't know

the three most helpful words in any relationship

who's lipstick is this on your shirt? i dont know.
where were you? you're late! i dont know

by dtownboy December 29, 2003

i don't know

the foundation of a relationship

what are you lookin at? i don't know! what were you just talkin about? i don't know!

by leonidas300 August 5, 2007

i don't know

something you can say to ANY QUESTION EVER.
this can never fail, especially if you weren't paying any attention to what the dude was saying in the first place

NICK: ayyyy what up, mayne?!
ME: i don't know.

LISA: where'd you get that haze from?
ME: i don't know.

AARON: DUDE!!! is that my wife under you??!!?!?!?
ME: i don't know.

LISA: is that a mexican in your room?
ME: i don't know.

by ilikethatpanda June 14, 2010