what if i told you a story

Unreleased Shawn Mendes' song. He uploaded it to instagram centuries ago, the mendes army has been waiting for it since forever. So if someday you see twitter freaking out over Shawn actually releasing it pelase send oxygen, we'll thank you forever.

Shawn: What if i told you a story...
Mendes Army: OMG YOU NEED TO MAKE A FULL VERSION

*a eternity later*

Mendes Army: Shawn we're still waiting for what if I told you a story
Shawn:
Mendes Army: Shawn Peter Raul Mendes don't you dare...
Shawn: Hey guys!! I'm watching Harry Potter for 47238989329th time haha.

by mxxxx72 December 26, 2016

I told you I was hardcore

When your friends do not believe that you have done something crazy. When you prove them wrong, you have to say, I told you I was hardcore.

Man, I got it up the ass without any lube, I told you I was hardcore.

by Wishful Thinker April 8, 2004

PATRICIA I TOLD YOU NO

When that bitch you hate annoys you and you need a way to tell them to back off.

PATRICIA I TOLD YOU NO, STOP FUCKING AROUND!

by Isabella the real queen May 24, 2018

I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

"Telling other to suck dick and then fuck off" but translated from Cantonese to English.

@everyone I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

by Hj7p-eg August 19, 2018

i told you dog

use this phrase when your friend says that they can do it when they can't.

example: Friend: i will be rich tomorrow! the next day, not rich. you: i told you dog!

by 22 years November 20, 2020

i told you to smile

Roblox urban legend

If you play a horror game like the mimic and see blood on the door if you open it you will get jumpscared by I told you to smile after that when you sleep you will hear I told you to smile whispering and then at 3 AM you will be killed by I told you to smile and hw will draw a smile on your face with your blood

by Kolby Michael Twndy August 12, 2022

what i told you

Ghetto saying for "what did I tell you "

What i told you about that

by cmctx73 August 14, 2017