Hypothetical Warfare

When one person is trying to describe a hypothetical scenario but another person keeps contradicting their hypothetical scenario with another, opposite, scenario. Quite similar to Hypological Warfare

Guy 1: Let's say, hypothetically, I was holding a shovel.
Guy 2: Let's say you weren't holding a shovel.
Guy 1: But let's say I was.
Guy 2: But what if you weren't?
Guy 1: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, I was.
Guy 2: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, you weren't?
Guy 1: Stop goin' all hypothetical warfare on me, douchebag!

Etc.

by MartyJuck March 7, 2010

hypothermatic

not a real word i made it up
someone who is sensitive to mild temperatures

“yo it’s so hot turn on the ac”

“my guy it’s 76 in here are you hypothermatic”

by mewbub January 19, 2023

hypothetically

An adverb thrown into a sentence when the speaker wants to describe a situation but does not want to reveal that it is actually true.

How would you react if I hypothetically ran over your dog while driving home?

by Danny Zeff April 30, 2008

Hypothetical High Five

A form of high five that requires no physical contact. The two (or more) participants simply look at each other and say "Nice!" after one of them initiates the high five. The way this high five is started is that someone yells out "Hypothetical high five!" after which the participants count three Mississippis before saying "Nice." Friends who see each other often and use this form of high five frequently often develop facial cues instead of counting Mississippis before saying "Nice!" People who have trouble making eye contact with others have a hard time performing this high five and it is often impossible for them to perfect the timing.

"Hypothetical High Five!"
*1....2....3*
"Nice!"
"Nice!"

by JxBxD~sometimesC December 13, 2008

New York Hypothetical

A devious hypothetical that requires a man to pick between performing the actions of One Guy One Screwdriver or having their balls jumped on 10 times, shot with a paintball gun 10 times, and tazed 3 times all while on camera

I was trying to sleep but my homie rolled over and gave me the New York Hypothetical and completely ruined my night

by JahPresto July 21, 2022

hypothetical adventure

when you are zoning out and possibly high as shit and you go on thinking about a hypothetical situation in great detail for a long time

guy 1: dude what are you looking at?
guy 2: oh! yeah man i just went on a hypothetical adventure thinking about what would happen if I ever told my wife about the night a did her sister, and apparently she would take a bat to my car and then put me in the hospital
guy 1: yeah I can see that happening

by Matt Clements January 13, 2008

Hypothermicide

Causing the loss of life by removal of body heat.

He committed hypothermicide when he dropped her in the freezing river and she froze.

by thegardengnome April 21, 2010