Hurling

Organized team fighting with weapons and a sliotar thrown in to keep it honest.

The hurling got fair saucy yesterday, some slaps thrown

by Legopimp August 5, 2018

hurling

chucking up, being sick, puking, greening out, yakking

Man, i ate too much, im gonna hurl...

by fifi ella August 5, 2005

hurling hardon

When u have food poisoning but simultaneously horny. Therefore have no choice but to puke with a boner.

Before Herby could go down on dotty, just the act of kissing her lower back caused him to vomit naked with a raging stiffy. She was left with pink clit for 24 hrs after his hurling hardon.

by Herbothy May 10, 2018

Hurling Hookup

Occurs when both parties are so trashed that hooking up immediately after both have hurled and probably look/taste disgusting still seems appealing

Anna: I just saw Brittany throwing up. Where's Steven?

Sam: I don't know, I just saw him puking too. He looks really gross.

Anna: Ugh they're probably having a hurling hookup

by Samponanna April 19, 2009

Hurling Fudgsicle

The Hurling Fudgsicle is act of fornication that occurs when a female is in a hunched position while vomiting.

While in this position, the male holds her hair back while entering the anus.

Woman - "Honey, I don't feel good, I think I'm going to hurl."

Man - "Let's turn that into a Hurling Fudgsicle then why don't we?"

by Dirty-Dave October 4, 2009

Hurling the Hedgehog

Young lady not shy of pushing her trimmed beaver around the block !!! Often found in Southend on Sea wearing White stilletoes and no knickers !!!!!

I saw that reb out on saturday she was with her sixth different bloke in two weeks........man, she is just hurling the hedgehog everywhere !!!!

by gogogreen September 17, 2007

Hurling Goalkeeper

A mad individual that is a goalkeeper in the Irish sport hurling they have to stand in a 2.5m x 6m goal while trying to block a sliotar which is about 6cm is diameter with a goalkeeper's hurley which usually has a bas (the flattened, curved end) twice the size of other players' hurleys to block the sliotar. A good strike with a hurley can propel the ball over 150 km/h (93 mp/h) and this individual has to block the sliotar with any part of their body as long as they don’t concede a goal they do all of this whilst wearing the same amount of protection as all of the other players on the field

“That hurling goalkeeper is a mad bastard he saved that penalty”

by oi2in April 18, 2018