humus

A male genital in the arabic language..

Matt, erk, nd Mose, where talkin about zubbies, how Humus is dat?!

by Sheema October 3, 2007

humus

When people mouth homos, it can be taken as humus by the way it looks.

Mike: Humus? Why did they say humus?
Us: They didn't say humus, they said homos!!!!

by The Mysterious One in The Pod February 9, 2004

humus

A male genital in the arabic language..

Matt, erk, nd Mose, where talkin about zubbies, how Humus is dat?!

by Sheema October 2, 2007

Sex Humus

The dried, crusty bullshit that stays on your dick and her pussy after sex. Prominent in middle eastern women, especially those with yak pussy.

Atiya and I were fucking real hard last night, and I woke up with this nasty sex humus all over my cock. Her yak pussy was so covered that it turned into a penis flytrap.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

humus belt

A city, town or community primarily occupied by androgynous ex-hippies, vegans, activists of all types -- animal, anti-war, anti-bush, anti-nukes, etc. with a known affinity for hummus and other natural foods -- granola, hemp, etc.

Wearing my Bush '04 t-shirt with cigarettes rolled up in the sleeve and Big Mac sauce dripping down my face, I entered the humus belt with trepidation oniy the find the residents were oblvious to my presence. Their attention was focused on a group of folk singers in the town square.

by East of Texas July 15, 2008

Exit Humus

To vehemently insist you are right about something, only to discover you are shamefully wrong.

From Hebrew: יצאת חומוס

you: Listen, I know Pam did Playboy a few times, but that does not mean she has a sex tape.

them: but..

you: Dude. No f'ing way!

them: See Wikipedia for Pam Anderson

you: mm. ok.

(you exit humus)

by tsella March 8, 2010

Karate Chopped Humus

A really ugly vagina.

Her pussy was so ugly it looked like I karate chopped humus!

by BangraBoy and the chutney crew January 17, 2021