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Humperdink

(n): a beloved, probably apocryphal, female who, according to legend, has taken a vow to relieve Chess Club members of their unwanted virginity.
“Marvin is getting dangerously backed up. Gotta get the dude a date with the Humperdink, STAT.”
by Nihilator February 7, 2019
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Humperdink

An old, fat woman who's notorious for speaking her mind and giving people advice when it's least solicited; the kind who's usually president of the community association, makes a lot of public complaints, and starts a lot of awareness and protest movements, because she has nothing better to do, often because she doesn't have a job and is nothing but a housewife with no post-secondary education or ambitions. Think about your neighbourhood busy-body; chances are that she's all but 1 or 2 of these things. (see: Kyle's mom)

A lot of times, she can also be a janitor at a school or department store.
Person 1: Look, here comes Humperdink.
Person 2: I hate that cunt.
Person 3: Me too.
Person 1: Let's look this way and just keep on talking.
Person 2, 3: Good idea.
by screambloodygore October 10, 2005
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HummerDoodle

To suddenly and almost violently become sober at any moment of being drunk off your ass. Named after Hummerdoodle, who suddenly and almost violently became sober after a hard night of beer pong.
umm, what the fuck.. I think i just Hummerdoodled... zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba....... fuck....
by HummerDoodle August 9, 2009
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Humperdonk

The word "Humperdonk" comes from the words "Hump" and "Donk"

Both words fused, hundreds of years ago, in a furious energy show of light and DeFrazzlement.
Omg...Check out the size of that Humperdonk.


H-H-HUMPERDONLK!!!!
by John Humpson. July 20, 2004
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humperdink

Wanna humperdink?
by Ksilbor January 10, 2004
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humparoo

1. n. the act of having sex 2. v. to have sex
1. I know they're doing the humparoo.
2. Let's humparoo.
by pernick November 12, 2003
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humperdunctious

To be annoyed and to get flustered in your annoyance
ED - You said it was a stupid idea.
John - (In a loud and irate tone) - I didn't say that!
Ed - There's no need to get all humperdunctious about it!
by Dave Pain August 26, 2007
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