by A writer named Riah October 15, 2019
Get the Humainian mug.A species of mostly brainless boobs, easily cleaved by mask mandates and vaccines, which is observed regularly by intelligent beings for entertainment. They are rumored to have arisen when a trumpityload splashed onto a blueberry syrup soaked muffin at Epstein's famous island.
Oh look! Humanitity has plowed all of the farm fields so that the topsoil can escape into the sea! Oh look! Humanitity has cut down the carbon – sink forest to produce junk mail that no one reads and overloads the landfill!
by fukleberimounds_guy January 18, 2022
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Humaning is not being a little bitch about accomplishing basic human functions in a first world country.
Emily: “I don’t want to go talk to an actual person because the self-checkout is down.”
Natalie: “God damnit Emily, why do you suck at humaning?!?”
Natalie: “God damnit Emily, why do you suck at humaning?!?”
by thatcuntbitch January 18, 2018
Get the Humaning mug.1) More or less the exact opposite of trolling, humaning involves not being a complete and total asshat in every way imaginable, by doing things like not swearing all the time, being genuinely helpful, or being polite despite having no reason to be.
2) Trolling, but doing it very, very poorly. There is no way that anyone, ever, will be upset in any way by an attempt at humaning. At the very worst, they may find it slightly uncomfortable.
2) Trolling, but doing it very, very poorly. There is no way that anyone, ever, will be upset in any way by an attempt at humaning. At the very worst, they may find it slightly uncomfortable.
1) John: Did you see that rich kid going to the homeless shelter last night?
Dave: Yeah, turns out he was doing a ridiculous amount of humaning.
2) "That idiot spent about an hour trying to troll me, but he was really just humaning. I almost cried from laughing so hard."
Dave: Yeah, turns out he was doing a ridiculous amount of humaning.
2) "That idiot spent about an hour trying to troll me, but he was really just humaning. I almost cried from laughing so hard."
by Insufferable Prick February 11, 2012
Get the Humaning mug.Basically, hell. At many liberal arts colleges/universities, the humanities is a group of classes (including, but not limited to, history, philosophy, and religion). Typically, you are required to take a course from the humanities, and subsequently, feel the immense pain and torture that the humanities so-kindly provides to all the students which must endure it. If you can avoid the humanities, do so, at all costs.
Person 1: Dude, apparently I have to take a course in the humanities...
Person 2: Really? That really blows, man... well, what course are you gonna take?
Person 1: Er...Philosophy 666, the philosophy of hell.
Person 2: Really? That really blows, man... well, what course are you gonna take?
Person 1: Er...Philosophy 666, the philosophy of hell.
by Ben September 8, 2006
Get the humanities mug.by My roommate is soulless November 23, 2009
Get the Humanities Faggot Trap mug.Putin building his dirty drone bomb really is proof that mankind is nothing more than a bad case humanititus.
by punkrawker January 19, 2016
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