humfort

Humping for comfort sake.

Girl 1: Do you like him?
Girl 2: Nah, I only go to him for humfort!

by The A-Team December 17, 2007

humfry

to be in a raging bad mood

'i'm in a pure humfry mood'

by anny babesss January 18, 2009

Humful

When your in the mood to hum

I'm in a very Humful mood today

by J3ff m0rg4n April 19, 2015

Humfalumf

The certain walk that happens when you have sharted and are making your way to the bathroom.

Bill humfalumfed out of the classroom after he gassed the room.

by Jawjar420 October 15, 2019

humft

A Biarific term of a noise made like squeee when you're exasperated (Via the book of Janna)

Janna: OMFGWTF?1!?1ONE!!11
Bia: Humft!

by John N August 30, 2008

humfruncy

A firm, human, turd, breaded with cat litter and deep fried.

"Dude, What the hell are we eating? It tastes like a humfruncy!

by DSouth May 16, 2007

Humfrey Pants

A fictional character invented and put in the yearbook who has his own Myspace and Facebook accounts.

An obese teenage boy who is socially awkward and looks like his grandmother dresses him. Oftentimes, he lives with his grandmother, and his live revolves around her, even though she hates him.

Kid #1: You see that guy over there?
Kid #2: Yeah, I talked to him once. He's weird.
Kid #1: It looks like his grandma dresses him.
Kid #2: Duh, he's a Humfrey Pants.
Kid #1: Oh, that makes sense.

by Gotta Luv It November 22, 2009