hematomaniac

blood fetish and gore
Someone who loves blood

Or @hematomaniac on instagram (Sam)

*person bleeding*
Person with blood fetish: "look at all that delicious blood Yum you look delicious omg omg omfg I should walk away now people are looking at me funny" (in thier mind)
Everyone else: are they a vampire or what

HEMATOMANIAC

by tumblr wizard July 13, 2014

hematomania

Hematomania is a term referring to anyone who has a blood fetish. A hematomaniac gets sexual gratification by playing with human blood or eating human flesh.

Becky: "Why do you have all those cuts and bite marks all over you Sally?"

Sally: "My boyfriend Jimmy has hematomania, last night we were having sex and he went a little wild with the razor blades."

Becky: "Oh my god!! You mean he has a blood fetish? Thats sick!"

Sally: *smiles* "Trust me Becky, it was so worth it!"

by Jennifiend December 24, 2008

Humadoodle

A man, probably of Middle Eastern descent, whose hair covers his arms, shoulders, back, and chest in one continuous coat. The hair is typically curly, not unlike a poodle. We know that he is so hairy because he is very comfortable doing outside activities such as yard work or taking the occasional jog around the park without a shirt.

Hey Sarah, check out the humadoodle mowing his lawn. That guy needs a serious wax job.

by Gustero February 21, 2011

humanoid

A being that resembles a human.
A robot that was designed to mimic the behavio of and/or look like a human being.

See android.

There is always a high possibility that the humanoid in an anime show is a very attractive female.

by AYB April 3, 2003

hematolagnia

a blood fetish, or a severe infatuation with blood or anything pertain to it i.e. the heart and blood vessels

dude I have a hematolagnia like I just can't get enough blood

by honeybee512 August 18, 2017

Humanoid Typhoon

Nickname for Vash the Stampede, protagonist of the Japanese Anime television show Trigun.

"Upon hearing the rumor that Vash the Stampede was due to appear in town, the entire population evacuated within an hour."

by silverarm January 16, 2004

humanophilia

A psychological disorder in which a non-human lifeform experiences a sexual preference for humans.

My dog Rex won't stop humping your girlfriend's leg... he's a damn humanophiliac!

Kelloggs has fired several high profile individuals over the years for not properly representing the company in public. Michael Phelps was removed from their ad campaigns after he was caught smoking dope in public. Prior to that Toucan Sam got canned for being an E user and Tony the Tiger was fired for his humanophiliac tendancies.

by pmbear February 7, 2009