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A Huevo!

"¿ Vas a pistiar en el Viernes?
"Si! A huevo!"
by xlividx November 2, 2009
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Hueco

word used in Guatemala that means faggot. It can also mean a hole or gap
"iVos sos un hueco!"
"You're a faggot"
by sg_15_ January 11, 2014
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huevos splash

Aftershave for your testicles after you shave them. coined by Pablo Francisco.
Being a male dancer is hard , so thats why I use Huevos Splash. "Huevos Splash you sexy Mother Fucker"
by SubzeroNinja January 29, 2006
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HUGZORZ DELUXORZ

To hug or spoon another person/s so much and so hard you make Hitler shit flowers.

Must always be spelt or yelled in capitals in order to portray just how hardcore you mean these hugs to be. HUGZORZ DELUXORZ is usually initiated by proclaiming it out loud before leaping on your HUGZOR recipient/s.

For extra effect additional Z's can be added in representation of the level of hardcoreness.

Believed to be originally coined by the infamous hugging pioneer Miss LEM
Girl - "Lets have HUGZORZZZZ DELUXORZZZZ tonight!"

Boy - "How abo..."

Girl - *Running leaps into boy and clings*

Girlfriend - *sad face*

Boyfriend - "Would you like some HUGZORZ DELUXORZ with that?"

Girlfriend - *opens arms and waits expectantly*
by PoisonedEve March 28, 2010
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hoezoned

Girl 1: I guess he hoezoned me.
Girl 2: GURRRLLLL.. It’s okay. You a pretty big hoe, it’s obvious.
by zen habibi March 4, 2018
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mis huevos

literally:my eggs; euphemism for "my balls", meant as a cry of disbelief. Mis Huesos is can also be used. Just like "my Ass" is used in english.
mike:"Tengo mil dolares"
Ike: "Mis huevos"
by martin2006 January 10, 2009
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Huevos Under Easy

“Huevos under easy” is a sexual act in which a male inserts one testicle into a female's vagina while simultaneously inserting the opposite testicle into said female's anus.

This is accomplished most readily when the female positions herself on a solid, horizontal surface, such as a bed or floor, with the bulk of her weight distributed between her shoulders and upper arms as her hips rest in the palms of her open hands and her genitals are thrust upward toward the ceiling with her spine approximating a ninety-degree angle from the surface on which she rests. The standing male then straddles the female, with one foot placed adjacent to the her abdomen and the other foot in proximity to her opposite buttock while securing the scrotal tissue above each testicle between two fingers of his corresponding hands in a pinching, scissor-like grip and applying gentle, downward pressure from the groin, providing adequate separation, while at the same time engaging in a squatting motion until reaching a level permitting insertion of opposite testes into the exposed, and preferably well-lubricated, female orifices.
We were making it hot and heavy, and found ourselves in a Swedish Helicopter. It was somewhat challenging, but the moment demanded a serving of huevos under easy, and I felt obliged to serve it up.
by Radio Manbird October 17, 2012
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