Howard Wolowitz

Howard Wolowitz is a 97 pound scrawny white Jewish guy who lives with his mother (and often communicates with her by yelling), eats chocolate milk and eggos every morning, and is friends with Sheldon, Leonard, and Raj from the hit sitcom, The Big Bang Theory (Woo!). He coined the term "Dance with no pants" and fancies himself to be a ladies man when he is just creepy. He only has a masters degree, which makes him "lesser" than his counter parts, who have multiple doctorates each.

Howard's Mother: "WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR BREAKFAST?"
Howard Wolowitz: "CHOCOLATE MILK AND EGGOS, MOM, PLEASE!"

Dr Gablehauser: Dr. Cooper, Dr. Hofstadter, Dr. Koothrappali... MISTER Wolowitz.

Howard: "Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive."
Girl: "Ew. Get away from me."

Howard (referring to Penny's butt): "That must be jelly, cause jam don't jiggle like that."
Penny: "No girl will ever like you if you keep being a creep."

by VampyKat17 October 25, 2012

Howard the Alien

A series of Youtube videos and remixes often depicting a metallic animated alien dancing to Lil Uzi Vert's song called Money Longer, Often in these videos its a subtle but medium amount of ear rape often barely enough to tingle your ear drums to an extent where it feels extremely satisfying

Woah Tony over there is doing a Howard the Alien?! Look at the way he dances to it, Hes like a unit

by 󠀀 July 17, 2018

Dom Howard

Fair-haired, angel-faced drummer for British rock band, Muse.

Dom was born in Stockport on 7th December, 1977 and when he was 8-9 years old he moved to Teignmouth in Devon with his family where he met Matt Bellamy and later on, Chris Wolstenholme.

Dom's favourite drummers are Stewart Copeland, Roger Taylor, Dave Grohl and Buddy Rich. He has a wide taste in rock music as he loves Jimi Hendrix, Pavement, Radiohead, Queen, dEUS, Smashing Pumpkins, Primus, Rage Against The Machine and Limp Bizkit!

Dom Howard is a good drummer! I do love him.

by S.A.R.A the drummer girl August 24, 2006

Joey Howard

When you are titty-fucking a woman and accidentailly poop on her chest.

I was having a great night with my girlfriend until I accidentially went Joey Howard on her.

by Mike Honcho FS May 7, 2010

Ron Howard

Taking a shit while fully naked, preferably in a public bathroom with no stall doors

Always take a Ron Howard before you shower and NOT after...

by JustCallMePaul May 24, 2013

howard schultz

The current CEO of Starbucks and also the asshole who sold the Seattle Supersonics to someone from Oaklahoma City.

Man: Did you here about Howard Schultz, he sold the Sonics and they moved them to Oaklahoma City

Man 2: Great, that asshole just robbed my kids childhood of basketball in the North West.

by Diiesel August 22, 2011

William Howard Taft

The thiccest president of America.

William Howard Taft was thicc.

by TH47 June 1, 2018