housewife

something a ho absolutely cannot turn into

can't turn a ho into a housewife

by dr funkytown January 20, 2013

housewife

A woman who stays home to take care of the house, the kids, the husband and the pets. She works up a sweat, has anxiety attacks and burst into tears when a 2 year old says "no!" for the 100th time that day after having to picking up dog poop from the livingroom floor, washing 3 loads of laundry, washed all the dishes, went grocery shopping with 2 screaming kids, who get sick and throw up in the middle of the store. Then she comes home ,cleans up the kids, starts to make dinner with both kids hanging on her leg, only to have it burn. She recieves no thanks from anyone and gets no paycheck.

I have no life...I am a housewife.

by Ara April 11, 2005

housewife

promounced 'uss-uff' - is what sailor's used to take to sea with them (because they couldn't take their wives or girlfriends). Namely a sewing kit - for making repairs to clothes.

Got your housewife, Jack?

by lickytongue April 30, 2008

housewife

to penetrate someone using a broom or a mop

Man i got with this girl last night and i housewifed that hoe

by ale van April 22, 2008

the housewife

The act of putting a vacuum cleaner on your dick on the sick setting while wearing an apron and doing household chores

Ever since my wife left me last year I've been doing the housewife every Thursday to keep the house tidy

by Asston Kutcher January 7, 2014

hoe into a housewife

Norman "Nick"'s ideology that he can turn a hoe into a housewife. This is a damn near impossible transformation to make considering the type of girls that are found at the University of Okla(HOE)ma. These OU girls are a different type of hoe, due to this, it is highly likely that she will be a hoe even at age 60 because they crave dick more than anything else in the world.

"I can turn a hoe into a housewife, bitch"-Norman "Nick"

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

wealthy housewife

Also known as Suga from BTS. He goes but many names (Agust D, min suga genius jjang jjang man boong boong, Louis Williams Suga Adams the 3rd, grandpa, 3 dollars, etc.) with his dashing bandana he is able to capture the beaty of a wealthy housewife but make everyone thirsty with his hotness and sick raps. While being successful he also looks after the kids when Jimin is away

Man, i wish i could be a wealthy housewife, just like Suga!

by VIsMaBebe January 29, 2018