good thing you don't keep guns in the house 

A phrase used in response to somebody overreacting over a minor or petty incident.

Bob: Those idiots at Taco Bell messed up my damn order again! I should go over there and slap some goddamn sense into those stupid shits!
Dave: Sheesh. Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.

good thing you don't keep guns in the house by Affable Douche December 3, 2013

T-Bow's (house of eggs) 

an eatery in the SFV, LA, CA. delicious, low-priced, good food, nice family owns it. no, the owner's name isn't T-Bow, t, teabag, tiddlywink, bow, bowser, bigglesby, or rogers.

hey punk, hurry up, or we'll be late for breakfast at T-Bow's house of eggs.

T-Bow's (house of eggs) by babycakes November 10, 2003

T. House 

A well hung man that has a hot girlfriend and can kick the shit out of anybody that pisses him off.

Dude that kid over there is a total T. House.

T. House by B.Rick January 16, 2008

Don't kill the house 

A phrase used when someone is loud, obnoxious and destructive.

Stop it Tasnim, don't kill the house!

Don't kill the house by Henninng November 26, 2019

Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house? 

well get to it!

Guy: Dude I need to start settling down soon.
Guy 2: Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?

Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house? by chckndrmstck August 14, 2024

house to the neck 

home alone. having the house to yourself with no one around

Girl: Aye i got the house to the neck tonight.. you comin over?
Guy: *sprints to her house*

house to the neck by haileydanger510 December 18, 2013

House Tapping 

Staying the night at your mates house

for example after a party and you cant go back to yours, you stay at a mates house

House Tapping

Last night i tapped ryans house,,,,,

Tom - So mate where did you stay last night

Marcus- Last night i tapped ryan's house,,

House Tapping by MaNdAn August 20, 2009