hourglass

a glass structure through which sand falls over a certain period of time, can be used to time eggs cooking

would you like the hourglass fetched?

by SPARKY! August 24, 2010

hourglassing

The act of stuffing ones ass with as much sand as possible, squatting down and then letting the sand slowly pour out into another persons' gaping anus. If all the sand has been transferred, switch positions and repeat. Bonus points if you can get some consistency going e.g. switching every 10 minutes.

Alex: Bro, we really gotta start practising our hourglassing, our times are all over the place
Tim: I'm not your bro, fucker. Now hurry up with the sand.

by penis183 October 1, 2016

hourglass

wen a gurl has dat sexy shape. she is big at da top (titties) da stomach is flat and cury and dat hips and booty is big at da bottom.

damn dat guh body shaped like an hourglass

by SeXXi KaY KaY April 11, 2005

Hourglassing

When you hold your dick so hard it looks like an hourglass.

That guy is really good at hourglassing

by Tonebear January 13, 2015

Go Hourglass

When a computer program becomes unresponsive and the cursor turns into an hourglass.

"Aw, man, I gotta restart my computer. It just went hourglass on me. I never had that program go hourglass on me before."

by Markvw59 December 16, 2009

Hourglass Penis

A penis that is cold, but still hard. It causes the middle to become shriveled and small, but the blood flow stays in the head, causing a normal erection, which makes the penis the shape of an hourglass.

Jill: Holy crap! What's wrong with your dick?

John: Nothing. Just have a case of hourglass penis.

Jill: I've never seen anything like it!

John: What do you mean. It's cold, so I have a half-boner. I mean come on! Your blowing me on a ski lift!

by rogerthewhale November 8, 2010

Hourglass Figure

A real woman. A beautiful girl. The perfect shape. A classic that will NEVER go out of style.

I love sexin' a woman who's got the hourglass figure. I need something to grab and squeeze and thrust into and enjoy. She is hot. Hourglass figure is so H-O-T. No other compares.

by AshleyHasIt August 28, 2008