The act of masterbating in your own hands to form a puddle of sticky baby batter in your palm. The individual then smacks his hands together in an aggressive manner. Then slowly release the hands in an equal and outward motion creating a spiderweb effect between your hands. Finally, shove your own face or an preferably any unsuspecting victims face into the strings of sticky mess. The desired effect should feel eerily similar to that of walking into spiderwebs inside of a haunted house.
Bro 1- “Dude, I don’t know what product you use but your hair looks great. So shiny and slick, but what’s with the glistening lines running like highways across your face??”
Bro 2- “Oh that’s not hair product, and those freeways of goodness you noticed are in fact cum. When I walked into the party, Chad hit me with an old fashioned Mississippi Haunted House and slathered me brow to chin in cum.”
Bro 1- “Sorry about the cum, but you gotta respect the got bro.”
Bro 2- “Oh that’s not hair product, and those freeways of goodness you noticed are in fact cum. When I walked into the party, Chad hit me with an old fashioned Mississippi Haunted House and slathered me brow to chin in cum.”
Bro 1- “Sorry about the cum, but you gotta respect the got bro.”
by ButtleLicker69420 January 14, 2020
Get the Mississippi Haunted House mug.It’s a vibe that only freaky shawtys have. Only cool shawtys are haunted shawtys. Some of the shawtys are 💀 but the others are 😎.
by Jail on serious November 2, 2019
Get the haunted shawty mug.Related Words
No force can abolish the memory of what THE HAUNTED's 1998 self-titled debut album accomplished. The haunted are your anger, your frustration, your obsession, your hatred and your fear all sumed up in one band.
by Wounded December 1, 2004
Get the The Haunted mug.Lucas: Wanna bang my sister tonight?
Jeff: Nah man! I hear that she had an abortion. Nobody wants to fuck a haunted vagina!
Jeff: Nah man! I hear that she had an abortion. Nobody wants to fuck a haunted vagina!
by Dick_Cheese69 March 8, 2018
Get the haunted vagina mug.The most incredible ride ever invented.
Along with Pirates of the Caribbean, are the best rides in the park and in New Orleans Square at Disneyland Park at Disneyland Resort in Anaheim, California
Along with Pirates of the Caribbean, are the best rides in the park and in New Orleans Square at Disneyland Park at Disneyland Resort in Anaheim, California
by Andy April 20, 2004
Get the Haunted Mansion mug.Haunted Mansion is a classic Disney attraction since 1969. The Haunted Mansion was first planned to be a walk through style and one of the earlier concepts was it to be "The Museum of the Weird." Then after the 1964 Worlds Fair Disney and WED rethought the idea of the attraction to be a "ride".The ride system that they were planning and used was called the omni-mover then later renamed to "Doom Buggy." After Walt's death the attraction progress slowed down extremely and that is when a lot of the urban legends began to start. Ever since the opening day of the ride the ride itself didn't really change much beside for minor fixes and changed to the storyline. Also a major change to the ride in 2001 was the holiday overlay of Haunted Mansion Holiday.
by disneyjunky July 3, 2009
Get the Haunted Mansion mug.