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Hou Min

Hou Min is the ultimate life-form. He has the power of the true China man. He is the last descendent of Mao Zedong, and so he is built stronger. He can enter demon mode, and while he is in this mode, no one can stop him. He is unkillable and undefeatable. Although, his one weakness is happy meals. You can easily get him over to your side with a happy meal, or you can trap him in a cage by luring him with happy meals. Although, if you try trapping him he will probably destroy you. This is just his 1st form though... When he eats 69,420 happy meals he learns and masters the happymealgan, which lets him manipulate and create infinite happy meals. He can literally create infinite happy meals inside you, which will make you explode and die. His other forms are still uncertain, but he definitely has more room to expand in power. He is also a good form of transportation, as you can fuel him with happy meals.
niggel 1: hey bro did you see hou min yesterday? he absolutely destroyed obama
niggel 2: yeah dude! speaking of hou min, i just got hou min to be my new car!
by last century September 27, 2022
mugGet the Hou Minmug.

bin hou

a: did you wash the dishes?
b: BIN HOU!
a: did you do your homework?
b: BIN HOU!
a: have you slept?
b: bin hou...
by bin houer December 12, 2022
mugGet the bin houmug.

tyrone hou

The highest of hoes. The smartest Asian to ever live in America.
On band trips you can hear the kids singing "Tyrone Hou, he is a hoe!"
by thundercock14 December 20, 2013
mugGet the tyrone houmug.

Nei hou

Hello’ in Cantonese.
Nei hou! I come from Hong Kong!
by Mini Jam November 13, 2021
mugGet the Nei houmug.

Hou Danny

When your having a great time,Dancing, Drinking, Partying with friends, and then, BAM!
You dissappear like a whirlwind, out the door and to the closest bed.
Where did danny go?
He must have pulled a Hou Danny!
by Sarah March 30, 2005
mugGet the Hou Dannymug.

Hou je bek

Hou je bek!
by DawnFromTwinleaf May 1, 2016
mugGet the Hou je bekmug.

Party rock is in the hou

Everybody just have a goo

Party rock is in the hou
by Averageredditor64757 December 10, 2020
mugGet the Party rock is in the houmug.

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