hot pockets

These hot pockets do it for free!
by Falchion315 May 03, 2019
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White man who wears a red hat and is an ass hole
by Aleksander12 February 15, 2014
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hot pocket

name for a pastry that took after the pop tart. except it is filled with nasty meat. It can only be served 2 ways;
1. Warm outside, frozen inside.
2. boiling lava hot, will destroy your mouth.
usually given to patients suffering from constipation.
Hey Travis, would you like a hot pocket?
NO!
by Eric Franz January 16, 2007
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When the person you have sleeping over shits in your fold out sleeper couch, doesn't clean it up, and folds the couch back up without telling you.
I'm not friends with Rob anymore.
Why?
He made a hot pocket with my fold out couch.
by xJcalx April 16, 2010
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when you fall asleep with your dick in a girl and wake up feeling warm you call it a hot pocket
man i fell asleep during sex and when i woke up it felt like a hot pocket
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n. the act of one masturbating with his or her hand in his or her's pocket where the pocket acts as a glove
The guy sitting in front of me was giving himself an intesne hot pocket in math today!
by SASQUATCH April 10, 2012
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Prison term: two pieces of white bread with mayonnaise smothered in between. The mayo sandwhich is then placed in the microwave to heat it up so it resembles a woman's vagina. It is then fucked.
When I got done with my hot pocket I gave it to mikey. He likes it! Hey Mikey!
by berserker256 May 18, 2003
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